The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Gary Gutful]

A massive muncher of penises. He should be shot with a ball of his own faeces.

 

[Suitman]

He has more money so once again he'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

 

[hineyrulz]

A massive muncher of penises. He should be shot with a ball of his own faeces.

He definitely needs Hayne to snap a cable of in his mouth.

 

[Gronk]

31 October, 2013

Tony Abbott has defended the government’s lack of a science minister, promising more money for medical research and lengthening the tenure of scientific grants.
Abbott told an audience of scientists at the prime minister’s prizes for science – awarded to the statistician Professor Terry Speed – that science was “absolutely critical” for the progress of humanity, calling scientists the “explorers and adventurers of our age”.

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8 November, 2013

Almost a quarter of scientists, researchers and workers at Australia's premier science institution will lose their jobs under the federal government's present public service jobs freeze.
The blanket staff freeze across the public service threatens the jobs of 1400 "non-ongoing" workers at the CSIRO and could paralyse some of the organisation's premier research projects, with a ban on hiring, extending or renewing short-term contracts effective immediately.

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#abbottoir
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[Poupou Escobar]

#abbottoir​

That's quite clever.

As for scientists, they might have their snouts in the public trough but the merkins need to keep their noses out of politics.

#SelfLickingIceCream

 

[strider]

if the scientists were that good they'd probably be employed in proper jobs

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Only a handful that graduate each year are good enough to get real jobs. The rest of them fight for scraps in universities or goverent research grants. Of course, to be any chance of getting on this gravy train you need the right ideology, and that starts with a love of big government.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

lol 'goverent'

#FailedScientist

 

[eels81236]

I went skydiving this morning. Sensory overload. I've booked in again for next weekend.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Did you have a bloke strapped on behind you?
That reminds me, I'd better start getting ready to go out.

 

[eels81236]

He was strapped on. I was strangely comfortable.

 

[Suitman]

He was strapped on. I was strangely comfortable.

So you've joined the "mile high" club?

Suity

 

[eels81236]

I'm going back for seconds.

 

[Suitman]

I'm going back for seconds.

The "2 mile high" club?

Suity

 

[TheParraboy]

I'm going back for seconds.

sloppy?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or maybe with one bloke strapped to his back and another one strapped to his face?

#DoubleTandem

 

[eels81236]

At least buy me a drink first.

 

[parra pete]

sloppy?

Oh PB...you've done it again :lol:

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Disgusting. There could be kids reading this forum.

 

[Bigfella]

I don't see much evidence of adults doing so.