The awesomeness that is the NBA

[McLovin]

Check out this sorry bunch of headlines straight off the top of yahoo sports. If they aren't getting robbed they're on drugs or cheating...

Shaq files for divorce after 5 years
NBA to use replay for fights, flagrants
Pacers' trial date moved to December
Kobe starts Asian tour in Manila
Rockets' Reed facing marijuana charge
Lakers owner Buss gets 5 years probation
4 indicted in Antoine Walker robbery

Yeah it must be the off season...

 

[Selachimorpha]

The best part of the offseason so far, brought to you by Darko Milicic:

Reporter: Darko, first impressions?

Darko: All right, but let's do it over there.

Reporter: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?

Darko: Nothing, these three big [expletive]heads, these two ... three [expletive for lady parts] have cheated us, that's what happened. This [expletive for lady part], these three [expletive]heads think they are something. I will go and [expletive] their mothers' [expletive for lady parts]--all three of them, that's what I'm gonna [inaudible] ... [expletive for lady parts] all three of them, I'm gonna [expletive] his Italian mother in her [expletive for lady parts], man, that's what I want to say...

Reporter: Darko, calm down a little bit. Your impressions of the game?

Darko: He's a [expletive]head, he should [expletive] my [expletive for man parts], go on ... write that, man ... all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one ... I don't give a [expletive] about this, that's what I want to say.

Reporter: [inaudible]

Darko: [Expletive for lady parts] ... they don't call anything...he [expletive] in his pants ... I will [expletive] his mother in the mouth, man ... if he has a daughter, I will also [expletive] his daughter.

Reporter: [inaudible]

Darko: [inaudible] ... we are fighting here, I died ... I need an infusion, do you understand...and they cheat us like [expletive for waste]...