Ahhh crap! I can't believe I just read that post from BBJF. The secret is out! We aren't just a bag of useless arseclowns led by the worlds greatest chain-smoking-second-rower-five-eighth!
The problem is we'll be losing Smith, Schifcofski, Woolford, Hodgson, Mogg and probably Croker next year, not to mention a great coach who bamboozles our opposition with creative and magnificent team selections, thus making us play well above our ability every week. It's also very very cold all of the time here and most games are played in the snow. Don't worry, we'll be specials for the spoon again next year, we probably won't win a game...and I can't wait...
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