The Dragons Christmas Season Happy Zone

[gitano]

I thought it might be good to share our twists on Christmas tradition.

To kick us off here's my rendition of a Christmas classic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Mary sent to me
Twelve Frizell carries
Eleven Lafai offloads
Ten Saab's a leaping
Nine Cam's a working
Eight Graham's toiling
Seven Norman's yearning
Six Hunts a earning
Fiiiiiive Lommmaaxxx Fumbles
Four Jacko Ford's
Three Vaughny tanning's
Two Sims a whacking
and a Euan in his Number 3!

 

[Old Kogarah Boy 1]

Humbug.
There is no Santa while we still have McIdiot.
Sorry kiddies, Xmas has been postponed till the end of 2022.

 

[grouch]

Because with Jose Feliciano, you've got no complaints.

Please sack the dud
Pa-lease sack the dud
Pa-lease sack the dud
and próspero año y felicidad

I wanna rid you of the Mary sickness
I wanna rid you of the Mary sickness
I wanna rid you of the Mary sickness
From the bottom of my heart

 

[JohnnoMcJohnno]

Can't compete with the Christmas carols I'm afraid. My Christmas traditions revolve more around the tree decorating theme.

 

[Gareth67]

“ I’m dreaming of a Premiership Christmas ,
Just like the ones we use to know ,
Where the silverware glistens and the supporters listen ,
To hear the Dragons roar grow “

Just add 1/2 cup of water plus good ole Bing Crosby’s voice to it and there you go !

 

[SaintPauli]

Humbug.
There is no Santa while we still have McIdiot.
Sorry kiddies, Xmas has been postponed till the end of 2022.

You never know Old Kogarah boy, santa might deliver an early Christmas for 2021. We live and hope.

 

[muzby]

SuperCoach they called him
Pa rum pum pum pum

He’d lead us to glory
Pa rum pum pum pum

Premierships he would bring
Pa rum pum pum pum

Players with diamond rings
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

But it wasn’t true
Pa rum pum pum pum

Is he just dumb?
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum

Bloody Mary
Pa rum pum pum pum

You had one job to do
Pa rum pum pum pum

You’ve won no f**king thing
Pa rum pum pum pum

Now turnstiles do not sing
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

The team won’t play for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum

Mary smirked
Pa rum pum pum pum

Resigned time after time
Pa rum pum pum pum

Fans have no love for him
Pa rum pum pum pum

Aitken plays his best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

6 seasons frustrated me
Pa rum pum pum pum

Better off scratching my bum

Supercoach they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

Trophy cabinet’s still empty
Pa rum pum pum pum
Scratching my bum
Scratching my bum
Scratching my bum
Scratching my bum
Rum pum pum pum

 

[gitano]

Inspiring entry there Muz

 

[gitano]

Lomax! the forum angels sing
Glory to the new-born King!
Played well in juniors, and mercy mild,
All his errors are reconciled.
Joyful, all ye punters rise
Join the fumbler of the skies
With th' weak carries proclaim
"Gasnier is born in Kogarah again"
Lomax! the forum angels sing
Glory to the new-born King!

 

[41yearsaint]

Hey Santa George you f**kn Cants wheres our f**kn coach.
Whats come and gone since Wayeno left i haven't f**kn liked.
I wrote you f**kn cants a letter and came and watched our side.
You worn out geriatric farts you forgot our f**kn coach.

 

[blacksafake]

Jingle bells, jingle bells the boardroom smells Mary’s still in charge, it’s no fun to watch one out runs but that’s Mary’s way hey.