The Good Ship Soxstrap

[AlwaysGreen]

As you all know the end of the world is nearly upon us. Some of you will be sad but for me it's about time that you humans got your comeuppance. But being a generous man (and lover) I've decided to give you meatbags a second chance. While you have all been wasting your last few months on earth I have been building a space ship that will take those who want to live to Eternia where you can start again.

Room and technology on the Starship Soxstrap is limited so you can only take:

One book.
One CD.
One DVD.
One board game.
One piece of rugby league clothing.
One bottle of alcohol.
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk.
One luxury item.

See you in Coffs Harbour on the 20/12/12 for the launch.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If I was going to honour you with my company I would take:

One book. Huckleberry Finn.
One CD. Doolittle by the Pixies.
One Movie. The Big Lebowski.
One board game. Hungry hungry hippos.
One piece of rugby league clothing. 1989 Woodgers Canberra raiders jersey.
One bottle of alcohol or other drink. H2O.
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. The Cuban female volleyball team.
One luxury item. A picture of my family.

 

[butchmcdick]

Book. Mort by rod redux
Cd. Queen greatest hits vol one
Movie. Trainspotting
Game. Monopoly
Memrobellia Cowboys original jersey
Drink Keg of pironi
Porn Eve mendes
Luxury Ipad

 

[Jason Maher]

One book: The Lord of the Rings (one volume edition)
One CD: Metroplis Part 2: Scenes from a memory by Dream Theater
One DVD: Lost season 6
One board game: Diplomacy
One piece of rugby league clothing: I'd cut my Steelers retro jersey and my 2010 Dragons jersey in half and create a mash-up of the two (also cutting the Dragons logo out and sewing it over the top of the NRL logo, so I'd have both team logos on it).
One bottle of alcohol: I don't drink, so I'd take a large bottle of Vanilla Coke.
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk: Amy Adams, assuming I could locate such a piece of literature.
One luxury item: Laptop with Diablo II installed.

 

[nqcowboy87]

One book. a book about self survival (in the hope that "eternia" is a diverse ecosystem similiar to earth)
One CD. mixtape
One DVD. back to the futrue trilogy boxset
One board game. monoply
One piece of rugby league clothing. my under 18's jersey
One bottle of alcohol. absynth (as i will be able to drink it slower or get really smashed really quickly)
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. no real pictures exist of my fantasy so id just do a google search fro some random
One luxury item. laptop

 

[Timmah]

One book. Who Killed Channel 9
One CD. Coldplay Live 2012
One DVD. Big Bang Theory (any season, IDC)
One board game. Monopoly
One piece of rugby league clothing. Dogs polo
One bottle of alcohol. Jack Daniels
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Rachel McAdams
One luxury item. Cookies and Cream Ice Cream

 

[Jobdog]

One book - Matthew Hayden "Standing My Ground"
One CD - Triple J Hottest 100 (CD 2)
One DVD - Team America
One board game - Trivial Pursuit
One piece of rugby league clothing - Knights home jersey
One bottle of alcohol - Southern Comfort
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk - Natalie Portman
One luxury item - Barbecue (provided you merkins bring something to put on it)

 

[Fire]

Book - Infinite Jest
CD - Wu-Tang Forever
DVD - Heat
Board game - Chess
Piece of rugby league clothing - Penfolds jersey
Bottle of alcohol - Chivas Regal
Nude shot of your fantasy bonk - Eva Mendes
Luxury item - Worry beads

 

[Silent Knight]

One book - Twilight Breaking Dawn
One CD - The Best of Nikki Webster
One DVD - The Sound of Music
One board game - Guess Who featuring Bunniesman aka Tom.
One piece of rugby league clothing - A WOW Broncos jersey.
One bottle of alcohol - Methylated spirits.
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk - Rebel Wilson
One luxury item - A roll of Sorbent toilet paper.

 

[Apey]

One book: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One CD: Mixed CD of my favourite RHCP songs.
One DVD: RHCP Live at Slane Castle
One board game: Hungry Hungry Hippos in case AG's is lost.
One piece of rugby league clothing: 2012 Knights heritage Jersey
One bottle of alcohol: don't really drink much... jim beam bourbon
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk: any hot random tbh
One luxury item: My teddy from when I was a baby

 

[adamkungl]

One book. The Hobbit
One CD. ...And Justice For All
One DVD. Back to the Future II
One board game. Mouse Trap
One piece of rugby league clothing. Roosters 2002 jersey
One bottle of alcohol. Captain Morgans
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Doubt she'd give me one...
One luxury item. 3DS

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

One book. Bangkok Eight
One CD. Gorillaz - Demon Days
One DVD. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
One board game. Dunno, Mouse Trap I guess
One piece of rugby league clothing. My St George "Newmans Motors" jersey
One bottle of alcohol. Litre bottle of The Balnivie
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Anne Hathaway
One luxury item. My bottle of Penfolds Grange

 

[Horrie Is God]

One book.. Slaughterhouse-Five
One CD.. Blood Sugar Sex Magik
One DVD..From Where The Sun Rises 100 Years Of The Sydney Roosters
One board game..I'll take a deck of cards
One piece of rugby league clothing..1975 Easts jumper
One bottle of alcohol..Not alcohol,i'll take a bottle of Green Dragon
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk..Is there any Jennifer Hawkins nude shots??
One luxury item..Lappy

 

[Monk]

One book. Faith of the Fallen - Terry Goodkind.
One CD. Probs some sexy mix tape
One DVD. 1975 Grand Final
One board game. Nintendo Monopoly
One piece of rugby league clothing. Roosters 2010 Training Shirt
One bottle of alcohol. Absinth or a Vodka Bottle the size of Timmah
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Mandy Moore
One luxury item. Garfield Pillow

 

[bartman]

One book. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - Dave Eggers
One CD. Radiohead - The Bends
One DVD. Brazil - dir. Terry Gilliam
One board game. Chess
One piece of rugby league clothing. Parra '86 Jersey
One bottle of alcohol. Yeah, Absinthe sounds like the go
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. *shrugs* My wife doesn't do nude shots
One luxury item. Noise Cancelling Headphones

 

[BDR]

Steppenwolf
Nevermind
Arrested Development Season 3
Chess
Cowboys home jersey with the horns design circa 04
Bundy Rum
Nobody famous, just a personal Everest woman
My faithful hound

 

[Joker's Wild]

One book. - Heir to the Empire
One CD. - Breed 77: Cultura
One DVD. - Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Extended edition)
One board game. - Hungry hungry hippos
One piece of rugby league clothing. - My signed, 1993 Knights "BP" jersey
One bottle of alcohol. - Jameson 18yo
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. - Tricia Helfer
One luxury item. - Bar and weight plates

 

[Springs]

One book. The Lord of the Rings
One CD. The Best of the Original Dubliners
One DVD. Neon Genesis Evangelion
One board game. Trivial Pursuit
One piece of rugby league clothing. Yenda 2010 jersey
One bottle of alcohol or other Brown Cream Soda
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Yeah, I could probably get one
One luxury item. Laptop

 

[9701]

One book. Survival Guide
One CD. John Farnham
One DVD. Blackhawk Down
One board game. Monopoly
One piece of rugby league clothing. 97 knights jersey
One bottle of alcohol or other Coffee
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Dani
One luxury item. Foxtel (with sports package)

 

[Earl]

One book. Band of Brothers
One CD. Rise Against
One DVD. Dexter Series 1 - 7
One board game. Monopoly
One piece of rugby league clothing. 2012 Premiers Polo
One bottle of alcohol or other Massive Bottle of Coke
One nude shot of your fantasy bonk. Emma Watson
One luxury item. Ingredients to Make Pizzas