The Hayne Plane has crashed and burned

[I Bleed Maroon]

Watching Hayne play for the Titans, against the Broncos tonight especially but also in previous games, I see a player who looks like he wishes he was literally anywhere else. Kicking the ball dead when he just had a fresh set, defending like a busted ass, being blunt as a rusty sword in attacking opportunities, which the Tits certainly weren't short of tonight....If you have no passion for the jersey you're wearing Hayne, then do the Tits a favor and f**k off to whatever your next big dream is.

I have a hunch what it might be: forcing your way into a better performing side like the Sharks or Roosters so you can prance around acting like a superstar again.

 

[dogz08]

who?

 

[Perth Red]

Needs more jumping into the crowd like he is a superstar

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Im stuck with this username of this shithead forever ffs

 

[Life's Good]

Im stuck with this username of this shithead forever ffs

It's not all bad though. You can get laser treatment to remove the tattoo of him you have on your chest.

 

[The_Shield]

Haynes always been like that. He had 1 good year at the eels, the rest were average at best (he's second dally m medal was a joke). Every now and then he'll show glimpses of what he is capable of and that seems to convince some people that he's a superstar.

 

[OVP]

Im stuck with this username of this shithead forever ffs

As your punishment, you must now work for Sportsgirl

 

[Spade]

Haynes always been like that. He had 1 good year at the eels, the rest were average at best (he's second dally m medal was a joke). Every now and then he'll show glimpses of what he is capable of and that seems to convince some people that he's a superstar.

yep the blokes hardly won a thing.

 

[Spade]

The Titans were shit before he got there though, they only made the finals last year on the back of a piss easy draw; 10/11 wins were against bottom 8 sides.

 

[Rabbit toes]

Never heard of the f**ker

 

[TheVelourFog]

IBM with the hottest take of 2016

 

[ed-grimley]

Jesus F Christ

 

[Munted]

Im stuck with this username of this shithead forever ffs

ShaneHayneTrain

 

[Brutus]

Jarryd Wazn

 

[kbw]

yep the blokes hardly won a thing.

Inglis was good once, maybe 5 years ago too

 

[Nice Beaver]

F*ck me. Insightful.

A thread about how overrated and disinterested Hayne is.

Groundbreaking stuff once again.

 

[Hutty1986]

Haynes always been like that. He had 1 good year at the eels, the rest were average at best (he's second dally m medal was a joke). Every now and then he'll show glimpses of what he is capable of and that seems to convince some people that he's a superstar.

Hayne was bloody good in 2014. Was just about the best player in the world when he farked off to the NFL

 

[Spade]

Hayne was bloody good in 2014. Was just about the best player in the world when he farked off to the NFL

only reason QLD arent 13 in a row lol

 

[POPEYE]

Im stuck with this username of this shithead forever ffs

Just open up another account, keep 'Haynetrain' locked away in case the f**king wanker ever has another 2009

 

[POPEYE]

Hayne was bloody good in 2014. Was just about the best player in the world when he farked off to the NFL

Frozen prawn?