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The Honourable Jeffles

Bluebag

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Jeffles the new star of the Australian democrats what are your plans and campaign promises to help the Jets when you are elected to the house.

Ban buckets from the area, or are you employing him to hand out T-shirts with your pic on them.he has an extensive network to perform this task.
I had a feeling you were doing more than serving food and drink in the Jetset lounge.

Other vote winning promises.
Climate Control, ensure Tony the BBQ king limits his carbon emission from his cooking.
Workchoices, ensure all Jets players are on your staff when elected.
Childcare- a creche is added to Henson to grow our crowd base.
Tax Cuts- lower cuts but entry and jets purchases to be made tax deductions.
The ABC funding to be linked with coverage of all jets games, training and functions.
JJJ to broadcast all Jets games.
Pensioners to get fully subsidised entry into Henson.
Special Junkets on educational trips to be used by lucky Jets members as prizes.
A new thumbs/murray Perry Grandstand to be built only a small one though with thinner hand rails to ensure they can be gripped and Heritage listing for Keen Corner.

I hope these help with your campaign and are sure winners. Good Luck
 

THECURSEDJET

Juniors
Messages
247
Jeffles, your move into politics should be all smooth sailing as the board room of the Jets is a mirror image.

Politics has
upper and lower house

jets!!!!
the board room (sh*t house)

politics has
preferences

Newtown has
T the R roach and if your a favorite you will be a part of the proffered

politics has
swinging voters

newtown has
Glenn O'Dwyer

mate i thought you would be over all the crap???
 

greg

Juniors
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598
A "forum debate" between Jeffles and the Cursed Jet!
How do we incorporate the worm into the forum?
 

THECURSEDJET

Juniors
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247
greg said:
A "forum debate" between Jeffles and the Cursed Jet!
How do we incorporate the worm into the forum?
why worry Greg? you and the skirt Bruce Willis wanna be are her, two bigger worms i'm yet to find.
 

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