The Official Reed Mahoney Appreciation Thread

[Twizzle]

I nearly hit a cyclist this morning, I should be knighted

 

[Eelogical]

I stayed with a motorcycle rider who dropped his bike two weeks ago and didn’t get a mention !

A lime scooter rider?

 

[Eelogical]

I nearly hit a cyclist this morning, I should be knighted

Give me 1 metre clearance under 60 kph, mate. 1.5 metres if you're doing overs.

 

[parrathruandthru]

I stayed with a motorcycle rider who dropped his bike two weeks ago and didn’t get a mention !

I went past the accident last night the front of the car was disintegrated I think they had driven into one of those concrete dividers at speed. Wouldn't have been a pretty sight

 

[Gronk]

A lime scooter rider?

There’s two of those f**king bikes outside my house now.

 

[strider]

There’s two of those f**king bikes outside my house now.

Tell your kids to leave em 3 houses down

 

[Gronk]

Tell your kids to leave em 3 houses down

Nah why use a green bike when you can bludge off Dad’s Uber account ?

 

[The Phelan Folly]

I thought he was Mah-Hone-Ee. Apparently, he's a Moan-Ee. How the f**k does that work?

 

[crocodile]

I thought he was Mah-Hone-Ee. Apparently, he's a Moan-Ee. How the f**k does that work?

Some nice people are just not observers of Irish dictional rectitude

 

[Obscene Assassin]

I thought he was Mah-Hone-Ee. Apparently, he's a Moan-Ee. How the f**k does that work?

Mah-knee

 

[gUt]

He made Parra look competent, what a massive achievement from the young Qlder. Hope he gets homesick quick.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

There once was a man known as gUt
Whose sister was also a mutt
When his parents walked in
They said "Son, that's a sin"
He said "Help, I'm stuck in her rut"

 

[gUt]

how dare you assume my gender

 

[strider]

how dare you assume my gender

How dare you have a gender ... im outraged

 

[hineyrulz]

Someone is about to have their privilege checked!!!

 

[84 Baby]

There once was a man known as gUt
Whose sister was also a mutt
When his parents walked in
They said "Son, that's a sin"
He said "Help, I'm stuck in her rut"

At the risk of telling you the obvious, there’s a different word you could of used instead of rut

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

At the risk of telling you the obvious, there’s a different word you could of used instead of rut

Yeah but this place is filthy enough as is.

 

[84 Baby]

Yeah but this place is filthy enough as is.

It was 'butt'

 

[hineyrulz]

It was 'butt'

Smut!!

 

[gUt]

gentlemen, please. this is my sister we're discussing. Keep it civil.