The Official Swamp

[JohnStoppafarty]

I’d rather listen to a craft beer mincer

Where did Gary go?

 

[Bazal]

Where did Gary go?

Down to the river...

 

[Dibs]

Where did Gary go?

Probably somewhere to find out if his golf clubs are imperial or metric

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I never knew so much fun could be had in the Swamp in one night. You f**kers are hilarious.

 

[Bazal]

Actually I'm wondering if Gary hacked into my Facebook again.

All of a sudden I'm getting all these golf videos on my feed. And someone changed my profile pic to a zoomed in shot of a sunfish cloaca...

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Actually I'm wondering if Gary hacked into my Facebook again.

All of a sudden I'm getting all these golf videos on my feed. And someone changed my profile pic to a zoomed in shot of a sunfish cloaca...

That sunfish thinks it's a moonfish.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

ffs Gary!

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

ffs Gary!

At least he managed it before midnight.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

This bloke called Charlie just bet me you lads couldn't do it...!

I can do it in most cars but not mine. Not on tarmac anyway. AWD and not enough power. It'd probably do it but i'd need a new clutch afterwards.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

you guys realise that this thread is for trolls ?

I bet you never realised when you posted this that there would be three more pages of this shit before bed time.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It would have been funnier if you could have produced one that even remotely kept the theme going Gary. I'm a bit disappointed and feel you could do better. You're slipping mate. Get your shit together and get with the programme.

Sick em’ Rex.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I’d rather listen to a craft beer mincer

Me too.

 

[hineyrulz]

FFS!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

This may well be our best thread at the moment.

 

[hineyrulz]

This may well be our best thread at the moment.

We just need a visit from @Alec’s-saints

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Hey @Bandwagon . Here is my sorting and drying table. Could you elaborate on how you use the 9/16 spanner please?

 

[Dibs]

Hey @Bandwagon . Here is my sorting and drying table. Could you elaborate on how you use the 9/16 spanner please?
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Well der, he uses it to tighten his nuts

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Well der, he uses it to tighten his nuts

Loosen.

 

[Bandwagon]

Hey @Bandwagon . Here is my sorting and drying table. Could you elaborate on how you use the 9/16 spanner please?
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The ring spanner goes on top of the nut, and holds it in place,, you hit the ring part of the spanner with the hammer rather than the nut because the spanner sits higher than the nut.

Which means it's held steady without your fingers being in hammer range, and loads up the side of the nut with the impact, which results in less likelihood of smashing the f**k outta the kernel.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

The ring spanner goes on top of the nut, and holds it in place,, you hit the ring part of the spanner with the hammer rather than the nut because the spanner sits higher than the nut.

Which means it's held steady without your fingers being in hammer range, and loads up the side of the nut with the impact, which results in less likelihood of smashing the f**k outta the kernel.

I'll give it a go. Thanks. I'll have to find a shit old spanner though, I'm not treating my good spanners like that lol.