The Official Swamp

[I'm a loser baby...]

If anyone has a chip on their shoulder I think it's @Wizardman tbh.

Gets the standard Parra forum troll treatment and singles out one poster to have a little bit of a cry about. Ask @traffoed10 and @Alec’s-saints about the standard troll package.

I feel like I've got a stalker! That happened once before....turned out it was just @Gary Gutful in a manatee suit.

Some stalkers you wouldn't be embarrassed to mention... but Gary...

 

[Bazal]

@Wizardman I'd suggest you open your eyes and check back through the thread. You'll find everyone has tagged and called you out....

Like I said, ask @traffoed10 and @Alec’s-saints. Standard Eels forum troll package. Get used to logging in to a bunch of tags!

You've gotta be a much smarter troll than you've ever been to get the personalised packages.

 

[Bazal]

Some stalkers you wouldn't be embarrassed to mention... but Gary...

It was even odder because we lived in the same dorm at Marine Biology HQ at the time...

 

[Eelogical]

@Wizardman so it is a chip?

Why is it on DCE? Is it one of them Pokemons?

If anyone has a chip on their shoulder I think it's @Wizardman tbh.

Gets the standard Parra forum troll treatment and singles out one poster to have a little bit of a cry about. Ask @traffoed10 and @Alec’s-saints about the standard troll package.

I feel like I've got a stalker! That happened once before....turned out it was just @Gary Gutful in a manatee suit.

We've all got a stalker after tonight's game, except @Wizardman . He's missing his wand.

 

[Bazal]

We've all got a stalker after tonight's game, except @Wizardman . He's missing his wand.

You're only tagging @Wizardman because I've got a chip on my shoulder!

 

[Eelogical]

You're only tagging @Wizardman because I've got a chip on my shoulder!

Is it cut from a kipfler or pontiac potato? Just want to know your social standings so @Wizardman can relate further.

 

[Wizardman]

Like I said, ask [USER=49642]@traffoed10 and @Alec’s-saints. Standard Eels forum troll package. Get used to logging in to a bunch of tags![/USER]

Confirming your stalking status there....lol. Does your latest mental illness help to alleviate your anger, anxiety and quitting issues?

 

[Bazal]

Is it cut from a kipfler or pontiac potato? Just want to know your social standings so @Wizardman can relate further.

I'm not sure. You'd have to ask @Wizardman

If I had the choice I'd probably go for, like, a huge kettle chip. Chilli flavour

 

[Bazal]

Confirming your stalking status there....lol.

@Wizardman sadly I can't take credit for the Standard Package.

I believe you can thank Australia's second best marine biologist, @Gary Gutful for that one.

 

[Eelogical]

Confirming your stalking status there....lol. Does your latest mental illness help to alleviate your anger, anxiety and quitting issues?

What's your point @Wizardman , have you ever encountered an Eels supporter who wasn't crazy?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

@Wizardman sadly I can't take credit for the Standard Package.

I believe you can thank Australia's second best marine biologist, @Gary Gutful for that one.

I thought he was only in the top three. Did someone have an 'accident'?

 

[Bazal]

What's your point @Wizardman , have you ever encountered an Eels supporter who wasn't crazy?

I'm not sure there's any point mate.

I think he reckons we're all the same person! f**king racist...

 

[Bazal]

I thought he was only in the top three. Did someone have an 'accident'?

It was incredibly unfortunate. They found Ted in his office. The pressure just got to be too much they said and he shot himself. Seven times. In the back of the head.

So sad. @Gary Gutful gave him a lovely eulogy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It was incredibly unfortunate. They found Ted in his office. The pressure just got to be too much they said and he shot himself. Seven times. In the back of the head.

So sad. @Gary Gutful gave him a lovely eulogy

Oh I heard about that. Terrible the way someone desecrated the body afterwards. So much semen.

 

[Bazal]

Oh I heard about that. Terrible the way someone desecrated the body afterwards. So much semen.

To be fair, it's what Ted would have wanted.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hahaha, you've only tagged and called me out for the last day and a bit you f**king psycho.
Your shrink can add your stalking tendencies to your "Mental health issues to fix" list...lol.

Why do you finish every post with...lol?

@traffoed10 and @Alec’s-saints used to do the same thing.

 

[Gary Gutful]

@Wizardman sadly I can't take credit for the Standard Package.

I believe you can thank Australia's second best marine biologist, @Gary Gutful for that one.

Second best? Who's First?

 

[Gary Gutful]

A pinball @Wizardman
There has to be a trick
The pinball @Wizardman
s'got such a supple wrist

 

[Gary Gutful]

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the @Wizardman walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the @Wizardman is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the @Wizardman walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic.

 

[Gary Gutful]