Dave Q
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Souths LU lads:-
Never in the history of the game has a team of bottom feeding geniuss led the table. Must have something to do with the worst refereeing in history.
We beat them 50 nil or something like that last time, I was there. This time we will put 60 on them.
In the meantime, these dribbling no good nuffies need some stick!!
1.Boyd
Wayne Bennetts whipping boy. He loves it so much he follows him around the game. Take it like a man Darious, you precious prissy wimp. Langy would make a man of you, make you tie up your own boot laces.
2.Morris
Him and his identical twin bro fight each other in the backyard every week. The loser has to play with the Saints, the winner turns out for the dogs.
3.Scott
Absolute cretinous non-event. The ghost of their backline. A puppett waiting for his master.
4.Stanley
Never heard of him.
5.Nightingale
Had a great debut season, done sweet f-all since.
6.Soward
I told those idiots on Saints LU he was a good buy and they didnt believe me. Hes Ok, because he proved me right. Was a Rooster Junior, but Ricky Stuart fekked him over. Nice one Ricky, now youve fekked over the Sharks.
7.Hornby
Runs around in a confused state for much of the game. Thinks he's playing lacrosse or soccer.
8.Prior
Never heard of him
9.Priddis
Is a walking Intensive Care Unit. Breathe on him and hes injured. Decent footballer and a top bloke.
10.Merrin
A cheshire cat. Needs a good belting.
11.Costigan
The Commissioner, about their only marquee player
12.Creagh
Paranoid schizo afraid of tackling.
13.Young
Used to be a great ball-playing forward, now he just plays with his b*lls. His dad was a brilliant player.
14.Green
Never heard of him
15.Thorby
Changed his name from Smith so that old Bennett would confuse him with Hornby just to get himself into the side.
16.Emmett
17.Saffy
18. Gasnier: ha ha ha ha ha Mr hero ( "I will go to the Uk and make a million dollars and be a big european star") now hes peeling oranges. Needs some Charity Shield treatment. This is the NRL Mr Ego, suck it in hard.
Speaking of Benny he was in the paper the other day condemning the introduction of limited tackle football. He said it would "wreck the game"
His only reedeming feature is that he was once Mr Queensland and then he sold them out. Gotta love that.
Thats the Rant for this week, Ive gone soft I know...
Attendance at the game itself, well it is almost compulsory for Souths LU lads who can make it!
Never in the history of the game has a team of bottom feeding geniuss led the table. Must have something to do with the worst refereeing in history.
We beat them 50 nil or something like that last time, I was there. This time we will put 60 on them.
In the meantime, these dribbling no good nuffies need some stick!!
1.Boyd
Wayne Bennetts whipping boy. He loves it so much he follows him around the game. Take it like a man Darious, you precious prissy wimp. Langy would make a man of you, make you tie up your own boot laces.
2.Morris
Him and his identical twin bro fight each other in the backyard every week. The loser has to play with the Saints, the winner turns out for the dogs.
3.Scott
Absolute cretinous non-event. The ghost of their backline. A puppett waiting for his master.
4.Stanley
Never heard of him.
5.Nightingale
Had a great debut season, done sweet f-all since.
6.Soward
I told those idiots on Saints LU he was a good buy and they didnt believe me. Hes Ok, because he proved me right. Was a Rooster Junior, but Ricky Stuart fekked him over. Nice one Ricky, now youve fekked over the Sharks.
7.Hornby
Runs around in a confused state for much of the game. Thinks he's playing lacrosse or soccer.
8.Prior
Never heard of him
9.Priddis
Is a walking Intensive Care Unit. Breathe on him and hes injured. Decent footballer and a top bloke.
10.Merrin
A cheshire cat. Needs a good belting.
11.Costigan
The Commissioner, about their only marquee player
12.Creagh
Paranoid schizo afraid of tackling.
13.Young
Used to be a great ball-playing forward, now he just plays with his b*lls. His dad was a brilliant player.
14.Green
Never heard of him
15.Thorby
Changed his name from Smith so that old Bennett would confuse him with Hornby just to get himself into the side.
16.Emmett
17.Saffy
18. Gasnier: ha ha ha ha ha Mr hero ( "I will go to the Uk and make a million dollars and be a big european star") now hes peeling oranges. Needs some Charity Shield treatment. This is the NRL Mr Ego, suck it in hard.
Speaking of Benny he was in the paper the other day condemning the introduction of limited tackle football. He said it would "wreck the game"
His only reedeming feature is that he was once Mr Queensland and then he sold them out. Gotta love that.
Thats the Rant for this week, Ive gone soft I know...
Attendance at the game itself, well it is almost compulsory for Souths LU lads who can make it!
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