The unofficial hookers thread

Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by T-Boon, Apr 4, 2019.

  1. Bazal

    Bazal Post Whore

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    Errr...not to put too fine a point on it but through a series of misadventures myself and four others once stuck our dicks in the Esk River...
     
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  2. JohnStoppafarty

    JohnStoppafarty Juniors

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    So the South Esk should be safe then eh?
     
  3. Eelogical

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    FMD! I wish it had been the Alligator River.
     
  4. Bazal

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    I have never met a Launcestrianese person who called it the South Esk.

    But yes, I should have specified, no doubt Eelo has an intimate knowledge of every river in the nation and how well one can float a carton of ale down it.
     
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  5. Bazal

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    Beers from Canberra should be safe mate.

    No one has ever willingly entered Lake Burley Griffin.
     
  6. JohnStoppafarty

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    Don't listen to him Eelo. If you think he hasn't dipped the wick into a fermenter at Bentspoke, then you're kidding yourself!
     
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  7. Eelogical

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    Did you dip your franger in this one as well?
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  8. Bazal

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    I'm the reason the cans are pop-top!
     
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  9. Eelogical

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    I've never listened to anything out of Canberra. I include two of my siblings in that.
     
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  10. JohnStoppafarty

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    LMFAO!
     
  11. JohnStoppafarty

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    That's the funniest thing I've heard today Bazal. Watery eyes here you merkin.
     
  12. Bazal

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    I have my moments...
     
  13. hindy111

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    I think you missed a few words...
    'In each other while' in the Esk river
     

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