Things that BrendotheJet knows....

[brendothejet]

Dear All,

For the past couple of years you have all been blessed with my presence. I'm sure at first there were questions being asked as to who this young rapscallion was and why does he have such an inflated opinion of himself.

The answer to those question are BTJ and 'because' respectively.

Now I've had my detractors over time. People who think i'm stealing clbu merchandise and revenue with the BTJ line of products. I'm growing the brand folks, growing the brand. People who like to make fun of the windmill defence, people who hide behind usernames on the net. people who will watch a game and instead of pointing out the efforts and good things performed by a person (me or otherwise) would rather chop them down for one knock on or one missed tackle.

Well.

That time has ended.

I know everything.

So now when you want to denegrate me remember. I know who you are. You will only add fuel to the fire.

And i think we all know that means more rants, more merchandise and of course more barnstorming runs down the sideline.

 

[brendothejet]

Hmmm 28 views = 28 very scared Newtown Jets forum readers.

 

[Bluebag]

THATS A LOT OF JETS FANS KILLIG THEMSELVES WITH LAUGHTER.:crazy:

 

[brendothejet]

Ahhh there will be a few choice people who will be rethinking what they say.

or at least registering new accounts to continue with their sledgling ways.

Bluebag I know you're a die hard BTJ man so of course matters such as this don't concern you.

Those who see fit to attack me will feel the sting like a bone rattling tackle from BTJ as I scurry from marker and completely broadside the halfback (ask Wes Patten ) or a big "DON'T ARGUE"tm palm to the face as I fly down the sideline to score another brilliant try.

 

[Tom Shines]

Hey if the kid is a Man City fan, then he's alright with me.

 

[brendothejet]

Thats Right Coleman And 5th Round Fa Cup Here We Come!

 

[Bluebag]

BTJ and bonecrunching tackles in the same sentence, I Think not, maybe missed tackle, yes but never bone crunching.

I hear that the footy show is filming you this year as part of the players who think they are all that, you could become a serial in yourself as each and every week when you come off the bench to miss tackles, let in tries, run scared will be a real treat.

 

[brendothejet]

ahhh Bluebag.

Always with the missed tackles.

When will you learn?

Firstly, I played all but a couple of games in the starting XIII for the last three seasons.

Secondly, the statistics have proven that more tries were scored down our left wing last season than our right, the side I play when playing winger. Suffice to say when I'm in the pack very very few tries are scored up the guts, especially with big Kingy83 tightening the screws around the marker.

Thirdly, run scared? More like run around them!

Forget the footy show, I'm hoping to put together a video series for all the BTJ fans out there very soon.

 

[Bluebag]

I hear you will be in the A reserves this year off the bench

 

[brendothejet]

Mate I've got more talent in my little finger than some of the hacks that are aronud these days.

I've played A reserves Bluebag. I've seen the blokes that play it. Tough blokes. Blokes who love the game. Blokes who are there for the pure passion, an element sorely lacking in some efforts from other sides and the modern footballer.

As long as I was in a blue jersey with a little 'N' on my left breast I'd be happy to play in the F reserves.

ONce you're a Jet remember mate?