Come on moth, be positive. He'll break his stride soon in a freak training accident that will see both him and Mr Sheens sidelined for the balance of the season...
'Morris jinks, passes - no, it's a dummy! Shapes to kick... But hang on, Sheens is up out of the line, he's come from nowhere for the charge-down ("let me show you how it's done, boy") and has gone in around the legs while Morris was in the air! That'll be cracked ribs all round!
'On hearing this, Sizzler's dropped the ball and looked up with excitement. "Did somebody say ribs?"
'And training was called short so the boys could all have a nice pat on the back and a bite to eat. After all, it's only the Titans...'
Come to think of it, who was it who put the tackle on him on the kick that lead to Benji's first try? Maybe he was trying to answer your prayers?
