Tom Shines remedies ....

[themanonthehill]

Now whilst picking up the boysonthehill from my mother's on the way to endeavour field this afternoon I was perusing the Sunday papers (as one does and was looking in, of all places, the travel section.

Lo and behold I see some f**king STS necklace thing that costs $198, and apparently cures jet lag (global warming, the middle east crisis and world oil prices). It's inventor claims this magic necklace cures jetlag by channeling energy or some such bollocks so it's wearer overcomes jetlag.

Among disciples of such a product were Ernie Els (who has probably got some sort of rort happening with Hansie's bookie mate) and none other than the Wests Tigers own Tom Shines, who apparently swears by such a product

I am wondering if our famed supercoach has any other such things ... tarot cards, crystals, healing soap, palm readings, faith healers and fortune tellers that he could use as part of his ever scientific approach to the game.

$198 for a necklace based on mumbo jumbo ... obviously coach shines has cash to burn with his bumper new 3 yr deal ...

 

[simmo1]

Do you reckon its his crystal ball that keeps telling him to pick Morris?

 

[themanonthehill]

Perhaps this necklace plays tricks with the mind. Johnny was at his best today. Taking our penalty kicks for touch he made 15m and put the ball 45 rows into the grandstand. Then with a minute to go Johnny the Great tries to chew off every centimetre and almost fails to kick the ball out on the full. He was as abject as ever tonight and if coach shines can't see he's as f**ked at hooker then perhaps he needs a necklace that he can wear that will help him be objective

 

[tiger_nick]

my favourite today was early on when he threw the ball along the ground to no one backwards 15 meters, then got it and grubbered it dead. any chance we can send canberra him instead of flannagan?

 

[croydon Dog food]

Credit where credits due.

John Morris is the best scraps picker in the business. Whenever he throws a wayward one he also has the attentiveness to clean up his own vomit.

 

[simon says]

my favourite today was early on when he threw the ball along the ground to no one backwards 15 meters, then got it and grubbered it dead. any chance we can send canberra him instead of flannagan?

Yessss,that was errrrr......

They also scored off the next set.

I was saying bad things about Morris.

 

[Another_Keyboard_Warrior]

Now whilst picking up the boysonthehill from my mother's on the way to endeavour field this afternoon I was perusing the Sunday papers (as one does and was looking in, of all places, the travel section.

Lo and behold I see some f**king STS necklace thing that costs $198, and apparently cures jet lag (global warming, the middle east crisis and world oil prices). It's inventor claims this magic necklace cures jetlag by channeling energy or some such bollocks so it's wearer overcomes jetlag.

Among disciples of such a product were Ernie Els (who has probably got some sort of rort happening with Hansie's bookie mate) and none other than the Wests Tigers own Tom Shines, who apparently swears by such a product

I am wondering if our famed supercoach has any other such things ... tarot cards, crystals, healing soap, palm readings, faith healers and fortune tellers that he could use as part of his ever scientific approach to the game.

$198 for a necklace based on mumbo jumbo ... obviously coach shines has cash to burn with his bumper new 3 yr deal ...

If this is the best you can come up with for this weekend to bag Tim Sheens then he must be doing something right. I'm more than happy to read this dribble more than any other dribble you come up with.

 

[yappy]

Maybe these are the guys who are paying top dollar for the 'energy polarisers' out of old Brock VL's? Wear a piece of motoring history around your neck and get your molecules in alignment.

 

[alien]

It's to keep the energy flow freely yappy

 

[themanonthehill]

I think it's good shines is embracing new era remedies and is a modern, hip, with it sort of guy ... ironic really since very few out there are questioning his coaching in the modern era

 

[alien]

I doubt he is using these so called new era remedies mothy. anyway they are not new

 

[Mish]

Speaking of remedies and innovative ideas.....I took the kids out for a family bike ride in a park not too far away from here... and I had to laugh when I got there and saw they had a massive flying fox in the park.. I did visualise WT coaching staff and players with their legs bent flying across on it.

 

[alien]

it still wouldnt be as funny as watching shines use these so called new remedies on the players. imagine him using crystals on the players to get there chakras balanced before the game pmsl

 

[alien]

crap i mean sheens. i hate u manonthehill

 

[westie]

f**k you knobbers make me laugh. Seriously.

How about you get something done now and we can stop sucking with the best squad 1679 in the league.

 

[alien]

if we can get hodgson, marshall, head and farah on the field at the same time for a while we could beat anyone

 

[themanonthehill]

The barrier to that will be supercoach doing whatever he can to have J Mo in the 7