Tomorrows Headline Thread

[soc123_au]

Post your predictions for the games following day headline.

"Scomo's jocks have 97 post GF Staines after debutants 4 try haul"

 

[RedVDave]

"club in crisis"

*Code in crisis"

 

[Tronald Crump]

Panthers run riot. All that is left of Rothfield is a Stain.

 

[T-Boon]

Broncos v Dogs Bring Back Reserve Grade

 

[_Johnsy]

Broncos outshit the Dogs in the worst game of rugby leeg since 1908.

 

[Rabbit toes]

Dogs Seibold new Broncos

 

[Sphagnum]

Broncos get season back on track with stirring win against high-flying Bulldogs

 

[dragon_around]

All right, to write like a journo, I just have to think like a journo.

I'm a big headed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid bandana every day...

"I hate the NRL!"

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Smith's schlong sucked as refs root raiders

 

[Front-Rower]

All right, to write like a journo, I just have to think like a journo.

I'm a big headed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid bandana every day...

"I hate the NRL!"

I would have thought something along the lines of

"Major Scoop - NRL player who drinks beer in privacy of their own home shockingly caught on camera" would be more appropriate.

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

Something what will include one/many/all of the following

Bombshell
Shock
Outrage
Revealed
Controversy

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

Something what will include one/many/all of the following

Bombshell
Shock
Outrage
Revealed
Controversy

Bombshell as Eels player covid 19 breach causes shock 2 week club stand-down from NRL competition.

 

[Brutus]

Pearce Is Shit

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

Bombshell as Eels player covid 19 breach causes shock 2 week club stand-down from NRL competition.

A piece by Peter Fitzsimon to shortly follow.

 

[Angry_eel]

Ponga unfairly tackled

 

[Hutty1986]

Proud Mary keeps Des burnin'

 

[Last Week]

Breaking: NRL set to radicalise the game with further rule changes.

The NRL has been secretly trialling yet another rule change to further open up the game and ensure that players are protected. As has been trialled for the majority of 2020, the rule will now be formalised. The change will see that any player who tackles Kalyn Ponga will be penalised and face charges at the judiciary.

More to come.

 

[Generalzod]

Aliens abduct Mary lol

 

[Showtime]

In the fair dinkum department, the Raiders were absolutely robbed.

James Hooper

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Dean Pays for Bulldog's blunders