Top 10 JV Fans Trivia Night No Show Excuses

[tigger]

Pathetic JV supporters. Top ten reasons for not attending:
1. No Job and therefore no Money
2. No Wheels except for the barbie bike with training wheels.
3. Under 18 (average age / IQ of 14)
4. "Where is Parramatta????"
5. $5.00 all you can eat at Sizzler on the same night
6. No suitable attire to wear to the event
7. Need to save the $40.00 for JV new jersey as the sponsor will change
8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown
9. "I can't go because by 15 year old daughter is pregnant again......"
10. I can't get out of community service that day.

 

[izzo]

Pathetic JV supporters. Top ten reasons for not attending:
1. No Job and therefore no Money
2. No Wheels except for the barbie bike with training wheels.
3. Under 18 (average age / IQ of 14)
4. "Where is Parramatta????"
5. $5.00 all you can eat at Sizzler on the same night
6. No suitable attire to wear to the event
7. Need to save the $40.00 for JV new jersey as the sponsor will change
8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown
9. "I can't go because by 15 year old daughter is pregnant again......"
10. I can't get out of community service that day.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown

You wish mate. That'd be the only reason you'd make the trip out to "Dodge City".

 

[Magpie Nick]

Pathetic JV supporters. Top ten reasons for not attending:
1. No Job and therefore no Money
2. No Wheels except for the barbie bike with training wheels.
3. Under 18 (average age / IQ of 14)
4. "Where is Parramatta????"
5. $5.00 all you can eat at Sizzler on the same night
6. No suitable attire to wear to the event
7. Need to save the $40.00 for JV new jersey as the sponsor will change
8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown
9. "I can't go because by 15 year old daughter is pregnant again......"
10. I can't get out of community service that day.

When I was reading I swear I thought I was reading why you can't attend. Is that list your list that you just changed 8. to Campbelltown not Leichhardt?

 

[Tigertread]

Pathetic JV supporters. Top ten reasons for not attending:
1. No Job and therefore no Money
2. No Wheels except for the barbie bike with training wheels.
3. Under 18 (average age / IQ of 14)
4. "Where is Parramatta????"
5. $5.00 all you can eat at Sizzler on the same night
6. No suitable attire to wear to the event
7. Need to save the $40.00 for JV new jersey as the sponsor will change
8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown
9. "I can't go because by 15 year old daughter is pregnant again......"
10. I can't get out of community service that day.

:lol: Top stuff, Tigger.

 

[milchcow]

Tigger,

I can't seem to find the thread you presumably would have written in conjunction with this: "top 10 reasons why the balmain team is so huge"

I'll be there, will I get the pleasure of your company or do you prefer slinging insults from the safety of your computer at home.

 

[tigger]

I should be there. The only thing that puts me off is the fact that it is in Parramatta. And no i am not an internet hero like so many people. If i can't say it to your face, i certainly wouldn't type it and press send.

 

[Magpie Nick]

Your obviously typing it at the moment.

 

[jilliby kitty]

Pathetic JV supporters. Top ten reasons for not attending:
1. No Job and therefore no Money
2. No Wheels except for the barbie bike with training wheels.
3. Under 18 (average age / IQ of 14)
4. "Where is Parramatta????"
5. $5.00 all you can eat at Sizzler on the same night
6. No suitable attire to wear to the event
7. Need to save the $40.00 for JV new jersey as the sponsor will change
8. Its gay mens night at Wests Campbelltown
9. "I can't go because by 15 year old daughter is pregnant again......"
10. I can't get out of community service that day.

interesting comment from the superstar of the gay bar


my 10 reasons for not attending

1:fixing up 2million dollar f***ck up by balmain handshake boy at work
2:scared of sliding out the car on balmain rent boy hair gel.
3:could cause mass suicide from balamin boys when they got flogged by westies
4arramatta is to close to balmain for my liking
5:can't seem to leave erina fair food court
6:they let people in with balmain jerseys on
7:$40 is a lot of food at erina food court
8:it's always fagget night in balmain
9:need to keep 10 year old boys away from balmain androtop brigade
10:anytime your within 20 clicks of balmain it's worse than prison 8)

 

[innsaneink]

I should be there. The only thing that puts me off is the fact that it is in Parramatta. And no i am not an internet hero like so many people. If i can't say it to your face, i certainly wouldn't type it and press send.

Get out clause

 

[tigger]

Your obviously typing it at the moment.

You are just pissed off because:
1. You are still going your 2 x 2 tables at special school
2. Because you love when your cousin runs up to you
3. You live 8 hours from Parra by NASA transport

Get a life.

 

[tigger]

I should be there. The only thing that puts me off is the fact that it is in Parramatta. And no i am not an internet hero like so many people. If i can't say it to your face, i certainly wouldn't type it and press send.

Get out clause

Ok sweety, i will be there....... make sure you wear that red dress that everyone likes \\/

 

[Magpie Nick]

Your obviously typing it at the moment.

You are just pissed off because:
1. You are still going your 2 x 2 tables at special school
2. Because you love when your cousin runs up to you
3. You live 8 hours from Parra by NASA transport

Get a life.

You are pissed off because:
1. You could never afford to go to school and learn 2x2
2. You never get to see your cousin (mum) anymore
3. You live in Parra because you can't afford to live in a house and they have plenty of parks and benches

 

[King Tigerman]

& the reason im not going is because i am

also i think tugger wouldnt go to something like that without his 2 bodyguards

 

[tigger]

:lol: Scotty, i am more than happy to attend with no bodyguards, if people want to have a go at me then shit happens..... I do find it funny that anyone would want to have a go with me because i gee them up all the time. Anyway, you have had plenty of chances to have a go with me, but you were too busy talking to your best mate who happens to be a soft toy :lol:

Actually, Brook wants to have a punch up since she swore her allegance to the JV and forgot about balmain..... :^o :^o

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

:lol: Scotty, i am more than happy to attend with no bodyguards, if people want to have a go at me then sh*t happens..... I do find it funny that anyone would want to have a go with me because i gee them up all the time. Anyway, you have had plenty of chances to have a go with me, but you were too busy talking to your best mate who happens to be a soft toy :lol:

Actually, Brook wants to have a punch up since she swore her allegance to the JV and forgot about balmain..... :^o :^o

I'll have a Lobster on Brooke beating the snot out of you and putting you on the deck in Round 1. ;-)

 

[tigger]

I cannot take that bet...... Brook is a mean young lady that would probably knock Lennox Lewis out if they got into a tussle... something along the lines of: ](*,) ](*,)

 

[King Tigerman]

look i never said i wasnt going to go im actually looking forward to it but youve got to remember there are a lot of kids on this forum & they arent allowed to come & some opthers cant come cause a lot of people get up at 3am in the morning