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Hey All:
Are you (radio edit) Kidding me!?!! 4-10. Awful
week for me last week, and now I can start thinking
about next year, yeesh. Man the one week I give my
Packers some action, and Ahman Green gets 200 yds
rushing in a LOSING effort. Atleast my fantasy
football team is poised to run the table. Anyhow
let's see if I can get back to respectability this
week. BTW man how much can one defense do and still
lose a game?Ray Lewis = a quantum leap every time he suits up at MLB.
Ravens defense owned the Rams and thanks
to offense and special teams blunders they still lose
33-22. 120 yds of offense 33 pts. Never in the
history of the NFL has that happened before.
Arizona @ Cleveland: Browns looked alive a bit
against the Chiefs, despite the fact that the best
offense in the NFL routed them. They couldn't stop
Priest Holmes and Marcel Shipp is hot for the Cards.
Could be another 100 yd day as Shipp keeps sailing,
and man If William Green is done with his whole Bob
Marley thing then perhaps the Brownies can pull one
out. Cards are inconsistent, I think the Brownies are
poised for a huge win, they're at home, I think they
can take the speed out the Cards offense.
Final Score 23-13 Cleveland.
Atlanta @ New Orleans: Okay, so the Falcons finally
got that 200th win monkey off their back for Dan
Reeves sake, and tore apart the hapless (and now
Shockey-less) Giants HAHAHa. Saints defense played very well
against the Buccs and this is a team that looks like
they believe they can still make the playoffs.
Barring a narrow OT loss to the Panthers they'd be
above .500. Expect Aaron Brooks to be off the hook
against a terrible Falcons secondary and with all the
field position they get out of this Falcons offense
should be a prime-time kinda day.
Final Score 38-10 New Orleans.
Baltimore @ Miami: Ravens defense has banded together
much like the 99 team and decided that they will die
to stop an offense. This is a vicious group that
believes in themselves and Ray Lewis is the most
inspirational LB in NFL History=Qauntum Leap. He can take a group
of rookies and 2nd year guys and make them believe in
themselves in a way that is unprecedented. Meanwhile
Dolphins have woes of their own a QB controversy,
Ricky is having an off year, at home yes, are the
Ravens missing a key component without Kyle Boller
yes, But hey just give the Rock to Jamal Lewis and let
him win or lose 'em for you. I think Ravens can get
by on faith alone right now. Dolphins season takes nose-
dive from hell from here on in.
Final Score 20-9 Baltimore.
Houston @ Buffalo: Texans are still looking for that
2 game winning streak so David Carr can cut his hair.
So time to give him another shot. They should be able
to move the ball against the Bills hell they pulled
Adrian Murrell out the Mausoleum and he had 78,
Domanick Davis can double that. But Rudi Johnson had
200 yds on this Houston defense and I dunno if they
have the Heart to stop Travis Henry in a MUST WIN game
for a Bills team that looked like contenders earlier
in the year. Should be a good game, I'll give the
Edge to Rian Lindell.
Final Score 27-24 Buffalo.
Jacksonville @ Tennessee: Jags got their BIG UPSET of
the year, and now can proceed to rush towards the NFL
Toilet Puck. They did Tennessee a favor by knocking
off the Colts, so now the omus is on the Titans to do
themselves a favor and put this thing behind them
early. McNair saves his best work for the Jags this
should be over by halftime.
Final Score 34-13 Tennessee.
Kansas City @ Cincinnati: Man, some people still say
Bungles and until Cincy gets to .500 or beats somebody
really good, that's what you'll continue to hear.
Chad Johnson guaranteed a victory, I suppose that
might make the Bengals feel they have an obligation to
beat the best team in the League. You know, something
has to make these Bengals believe in the quality of
football they're playing. Chiefs may be looking past
the Bengals to 3 straight division games coming up
afterwards. Know what UPSET SPECIAL. Let's give the
Bungles some action. Hell who am I kidding NO f**kEN WAY.
TRENT GREEN = POSSIBLE NFL MVP AT THIS STAGE.
Final Score 44-17 Kansas City.....!!!
NY Giants @ Philadelphia: I'd like to think the
Giants can go in here show some heart and get some
respectability back without Shockey, but nothing can
open up the corners like Shockey making plays in the
center of the field. Barber generally saves his best
work for the Eagles and could make some plays with his
speed, but expect the Eagles to have this whole Rush
defense thing shored up after that Ahman Green
performance. Think the G-Men are in trouble, so hey
let's hope the Eagles can catch up with Dallas.
Final Score 23-10 Philadelphia.
St. Louis @ Chicago: Rams won a game that
statistically they lost last week, and the Bears are
coming off a loss to the Lions where the defense
played well. A-Train should be back to chugging down
the track, but the Bears secondary just won't be able
to contain Torry Holt, damn is he amazing. Should be
a good game for the Bears, but the Rams offense will
prevail.
Final Score 27-20 St Louis.
Washington @ Carolina: Spurrier done a favor for
himself and decided to leave the play calling up to
the coordinators, unless it's clutch time. This paid
off and the Redskins gutted one out against a very
good Seahawks team last week. Panthers could be in
trouble if Davis misses his second straight game, but
you know Davis wouldn't miss the big re-match for the
World. Should be a great game, but expect Ramsey to
work some of that Tulane magic and pull off a late
game-winning drive and leave the NFC South leading
Panthers stunned.
Final Score 27-23 Washington.
NY Jets @ Indianapolis: The absolute worst thing that
could've happened for Pennington and the Jets is Fred
Taylor crushing the Colts. The defense has a chip on
their shoulder to re-establish themselves. Dwight
Freeney will be all over Pennington's ass and will ominously tear him a new arsehole and
NYJ be on Santana Moss to get separation against a
young secondary that's just as quick as he is. Don't
think he'll get much action this week, the Colts are
usually sure tackling they'll get back to basics. And
Edgerrin James will have a big day.
Final Score 23-13 Indianapolis.
San Diego @ Denver: Well it WAS a great FEEL GOOD
story to see FLUTIE come back last week and have the
game of his life. But uh, time for Dorothy to come
back to Kansas, Plummer is back for the Broncos which
means the Losing Streak is over and time to get back
to chasing the Chiefs. Tomlinson will get stuffed and
Flutie will be back to turning the ball over as Portis
will have the biggest game of his career.
Final Score 37-10 Denver.
Detroit @ Seattle: Man, are the LIONS actually on a
WINNING STREAK? Man that's gotta be a typo, that's
alright Mike Holmgren's Seahawks will take care of
that little misunderstanding and send Mooch back to
the basement in this one with multiple PAYDIRT SHOTS TO THE MOUTH on a regular basis.
Shaun Alexander will single handedly
take on this Detroit Defense and put a 4 td dagger in
them. Should be a lights out kinda day for this
Seahawks offense, be afraid.
Final Score 54-13 Seattle.
Green Bay @ Tampa Bay: Maybe I should pick TB here?
again so they'll lose. hmmmm, naw to hell with that.
Buccs defense is pissed off and seeking vengeance for
letting that Panther game slip away against a career
back-up QB. So Favre will torch them for 350 and Green to have
yet another career day with 150 on the deck and 100 thru the skies muhahah.
Final Score 27-13 Green Bay.
Minnesota @ Oakland: Man I swear Culpepper gets
better as the losing streak continues go figure? for the Vikings.
In terms of fantasy scoring he's gone 21, 28, and 31
the last 3 weeks during the losing streak and NOW HE
GETS THE RAIDERS. Lickin' his chops for certain
against a hopelessly bad Raiders team, with Charlie
Garner limpin along this has to be a running game the
Vikes can stop and get back to work on this whole Home
Field Advantage thing, cuz who would've though
PANTHERS AND COWBOYS would have the byes at midseason
with Vikes and Seahawks in the lead of the Central and
West, well Vikes and Seahawks I had that but not
Panthers and Cowgirls that's surprising. Anyway gimme
The Vikes offense to really be impressive and the
Raiders to get embarassed.
Final Score: 48-20 Minnesota.
Dallas @ New England: Well Parcells looks to make it
3-0 against all his former teams, but uh, guess what?
Patriots are flat out the better team. Offense looks
sharp they have heart, and a defense that comes
through every week and they should futher extend their
AFC Stranglehold this week with a drubbing of the
Cowgirls.
Final Score 30-10 New England.
Pittsburgh @ San Francisco: Terrell .Owens. LOL!.
Final Score 34-20 San Francisco
Are you (radio edit) Kidding me!?!! 4-10. Awful
week for me last week, and now I can start thinking
about next year, yeesh. Man the one week I give my
Packers some action, and Ahman Green gets 200 yds
rushing in a LOSING effort. Atleast my fantasy
football team is poised to run the table. Anyhow
let's see if I can get back to respectability this
week. BTW man how much can one defense do and still
lose a game?Ray Lewis = a quantum leap every time he suits up at MLB.
Ravens defense owned the Rams and thanks
to offense and special teams blunders they still lose
33-22. 120 yds of offense 33 pts. Never in the
history of the NFL has that happened before.
Arizona @ Cleveland: Browns looked alive a bit
against the Chiefs, despite the fact that the best
offense in the NFL routed them. They couldn't stop
Priest Holmes and Marcel Shipp is hot for the Cards.
Could be another 100 yd day as Shipp keeps sailing,
and man If William Green is done with his whole Bob
Marley thing then perhaps the Brownies can pull one
out. Cards are inconsistent, I think the Brownies are
poised for a huge win, they're at home, I think they
can take the speed out the Cards offense.
Final Score 23-13 Cleveland.
Atlanta @ New Orleans: Okay, so the Falcons finally
got that 200th win monkey off their back for Dan
Reeves sake, and tore apart the hapless (and now
Shockey-less) Giants HAHAHa. Saints defense played very well
against the Buccs and this is a team that looks like
they believe they can still make the playoffs.
Barring a narrow OT loss to the Panthers they'd be
above .500. Expect Aaron Brooks to be off the hook
against a terrible Falcons secondary and with all the
field position they get out of this Falcons offense
should be a prime-time kinda day.
Final Score 38-10 New Orleans.
Baltimore @ Miami: Ravens defense has banded together
much like the 99 team and decided that they will die
to stop an offense. This is a vicious group that
believes in themselves and Ray Lewis is the most
inspirational LB in NFL History=Qauntum Leap. He can take a group
of rookies and 2nd year guys and make them believe in
themselves in a way that is unprecedented. Meanwhile
Dolphins have woes of their own a QB controversy,
Ricky is having an off year, at home yes, are the
Ravens missing a key component without Kyle Boller
yes, But hey just give the Rock to Jamal Lewis and let
him win or lose 'em for you. I think Ravens can get
by on faith alone right now. Dolphins season takes nose-
dive from hell from here on in.
Final Score 20-9 Baltimore.
Houston @ Buffalo: Texans are still looking for that
2 game winning streak so David Carr can cut his hair.
So time to give him another shot. They should be able
to move the ball against the Bills hell they pulled
Adrian Murrell out the Mausoleum and he had 78,
Domanick Davis can double that. But Rudi Johnson had
200 yds on this Houston defense and I dunno if they
have the Heart to stop Travis Henry in a MUST WIN game
for a Bills team that looked like contenders earlier
in the year. Should be a good game, I'll give the
Edge to Rian Lindell.
Final Score 27-24 Buffalo.
Jacksonville @ Tennessee: Jags got their BIG UPSET of
the year, and now can proceed to rush towards the NFL
Toilet Puck. They did Tennessee a favor by knocking
off the Colts, so now the omus is on the Titans to do
themselves a favor and put this thing behind them
early. McNair saves his best work for the Jags this
should be over by halftime.
Final Score 34-13 Tennessee.
Kansas City @ Cincinnati: Man, some people still say
Bungles and until Cincy gets to .500 or beats somebody
really good, that's what you'll continue to hear.
Chad Johnson guaranteed a victory, I suppose that
might make the Bengals feel they have an obligation to
beat the best team in the League. You know, something
has to make these Bengals believe in the quality of
football they're playing. Chiefs may be looking past
the Bengals to 3 straight division games coming up
afterwards. Know what UPSET SPECIAL. Let's give the
Bungles some action. Hell who am I kidding NO f**kEN WAY.
TRENT GREEN = POSSIBLE NFL MVP AT THIS STAGE.
Final Score 44-17 Kansas City.....!!!
NY Giants @ Philadelphia: I'd like to think the
Giants can go in here show some heart and get some
respectability back without Shockey, but nothing can
open up the corners like Shockey making plays in the
center of the field. Barber generally saves his best
work for the Eagles and could make some plays with his
speed, but expect the Eagles to have this whole Rush
defense thing shored up after that Ahman Green
performance. Think the G-Men are in trouble, so hey
let's hope the Eagles can catch up with Dallas.
Final Score 23-10 Philadelphia.
St. Louis @ Chicago: Rams won a game that
statistically they lost last week, and the Bears are
coming off a loss to the Lions where the defense
played well. A-Train should be back to chugging down
the track, but the Bears secondary just won't be able
to contain Torry Holt, damn is he amazing. Should be
a good game for the Bears, but the Rams offense will
prevail.
Final Score 27-20 St Louis.
Washington @ Carolina: Spurrier done a favor for
himself and decided to leave the play calling up to
the coordinators, unless it's clutch time. This paid
off and the Redskins gutted one out against a very
good Seahawks team last week. Panthers could be in
trouble if Davis misses his second straight game, but
you know Davis wouldn't miss the big re-match for the
World. Should be a great game, but expect Ramsey to
work some of that Tulane magic and pull off a late
game-winning drive and leave the NFC South leading
Panthers stunned.
Final Score 27-23 Washington.
NY Jets @ Indianapolis: The absolute worst thing that
could've happened for Pennington and the Jets is Fred
Taylor crushing the Colts. The defense has a chip on
their shoulder to re-establish themselves. Dwight
Freeney will be all over Pennington's ass and will ominously tear him a new arsehole and
NYJ be on Santana Moss to get separation against a
young secondary that's just as quick as he is. Don't
think he'll get much action this week, the Colts are
usually sure tackling they'll get back to basics. And
Edgerrin James will have a big day.
Final Score 23-13 Indianapolis.
San Diego @ Denver: Well it WAS a great FEEL GOOD
story to see FLUTIE come back last week and have the
game of his life. But uh, time for Dorothy to come
back to Kansas, Plummer is back for the Broncos which
means the Losing Streak is over and time to get back
to chasing the Chiefs. Tomlinson will get stuffed and
Flutie will be back to turning the ball over as Portis
will have the biggest game of his career.
Final Score 37-10 Denver.
Detroit @ Seattle: Man, are the LIONS actually on a
WINNING STREAK? Man that's gotta be a typo, that's
alright Mike Holmgren's Seahawks will take care of
that little misunderstanding and send Mooch back to
the basement in this one with multiple PAYDIRT SHOTS TO THE MOUTH on a regular basis.
Shaun Alexander will single handedly
take on this Detroit Defense and put a 4 td dagger in
them. Should be a lights out kinda day for this
Seahawks offense, be afraid.
Final Score 54-13 Seattle.
Green Bay @ Tampa Bay: Maybe I should pick TB here?
again so they'll lose. hmmmm, naw to hell with that.
Buccs defense is pissed off and seeking vengeance for
letting that Panther game slip away against a career
back-up QB. So Favre will torch them for 350 and Green to have
yet another career day with 150 on the deck and 100 thru the skies muhahah.
Final Score 27-13 Green Bay.
Minnesota @ Oakland: Man I swear Culpepper gets
better as the losing streak continues go figure? for the Vikings.
In terms of fantasy scoring he's gone 21, 28, and 31
the last 3 weeks during the losing streak and NOW HE
GETS THE RAIDERS. Lickin' his chops for certain
against a hopelessly bad Raiders team, with Charlie
Garner limpin along this has to be a running game the
Vikes can stop and get back to work on this whole Home
Field Advantage thing, cuz who would've though
PANTHERS AND COWBOYS would have the byes at midseason
with Vikes and Seahawks in the lead of the Central and
West, well Vikes and Seahawks I had that but not
Panthers and Cowgirls that's surprising. Anyway gimme
The Vikes offense to really be impressive and the
Raiders to get embarassed.
Final Score: 48-20 Minnesota.
Dallas @ New England: Well Parcells looks to make it
3-0 against all his former teams, but uh, guess what?
Patriots are flat out the better team. Offense looks
sharp they have heart, and a defense that comes
through every week and they should futher extend their
AFC Stranglehold this week with a drubbing of the
Cowgirls.
Final Score 30-10 New England.
Pittsburgh @ San Francisco: Terrell .Owens. LOL!.
Final Score 34-20 San Francisco
