Tuesday Turmoil: Week 3

[Raider_69]

The Card:

Felix Trinidad V Killswitch
Brandall V Madunit
Mr Man V Ian Gorton - Falls Count anywhere
Death Is Certain V Kiwi Killez - Tag Team Tables Match
Stone Miavia V Bone Daddy

Add to that Mark Read will no doubt be lurking and we'll hear from Dighead, Tyrant Clarke and if recent weeks are anything to go by we will receive another message from he who is known as "the shadowrunner"

 

[IanG]

Ian Gorton is in his dressing room talking on a mobile phone

IAN:Hey if he thinks I'm lucky he's got rocks in his head. I busted my arse off to get to where I am. Tonight it's Falls Count Anywhere, so as far as I'm concerned that also means anything goes and my actions will speak louder than words. And after I've finished with him he'll need more that a box of Fisherman's Friends mints to get rid of the aftertaste. We talking the rock candy out of the bottom of the urinal. Cuz Tonight I'll have Mr Man right where I want him and I will finish the job I stated. Cuz this guy is really startin' to piss me off

 

[brandell]

A full streched out limo pulls up out the front of the stadiums entrance. The Media is pullzed but being goons run straight over with microphones pointed towards the back seat. And then the door opens and the 6ft, 270 pound monster climbs out

Reporter:Who are you?Where do you come from? Are you a wrestler.........
The Mystery man stops the babbling reporter
Brandell:Silence my bumbling friend, My Name is Brandell and I am here to teach everyone how to wrestle. My first lesson starts with the bafoon madunit, he will be the first to realise my wrath. Please leave me now as I have to go Pee Pee.....
Brandell runs off towards the lavitory where sounds of "OH GOD YES" and "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH" can be heard

 

[Misanthrope]

Bone Daddy is seen backstage, surrounded by gorgeous, voluptuous women. A reporter begins to ask him about his match tonight against Stone Maivia.

As per usual, a beat drops.

You come in here ranting about my match
Well listen closely, but here's the catch
You've got to take off that shit you've got on
Then swap clothing with.... hmmm... Yvonne
Bone Daddy points at a girl, and the reporter starts to strip
Whoa, what are you doing, you perverted creep
Your naked body's putting my ladies to sleep.
You asked me all about Stone Maivia
Well that'll be something you've got to see-ya
In the middle of the ring, it's a 1-2-3
The winner, still champion- Bone Daddy. That's me
Stone seems content to sneak in from behind
So I'll hook you two up because, see, love is blind.
While I'm tapping these ladies, and making them scream
You can eat Stone Maivia with strawberries and cream.

Bone Daddy shoves the reporter aside and heads off.

 

[Raider_69]

O.O.C MESSAGE:

hey guys, sorry bout this but the results this week will be late, probably friday or saturday, my computer is busted, it keeps crashing on me, im currently using my old mans computer but it will be going in for an upgrade at the same time mine is being fixed, which is latter today.
Hopefully i have both back on wednesday but im not sure.
Ill post results then the Week 4 card straight away.
sorry for the inconviences.

Cheers
Raider_69

 

[Big Pete]

Woot gives us a time to work on promos, considering Marlins is working on a magazine and people have been making Caws we havn't had too much free time with work and all that being included into the mix.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Mr Man in his locker room..walking around

Mr Man - Everything I do..they boo me, I know there all inferior to me..but why wont they see it that way..instead im forced to destroy them.yeah thats what I'll do.

They think i got here by fluke..they think they deserve to hold the spotlight cause they "paid" there due's, I cant help it if i got here by destroying the lower rank wrestlers faster then them....I cant help being this great looking..this powerful..and this dam gifted.

*Punches the locker*

 

[Azkatro]

*We see a shot of the ward at Westmead Children's Hospital again and an in-traction Dighead being interviewed*

Interviewer: So Dighead, how's your health coming along mate?
Dighead: Awesome. I will be be back on my feet before you know it. And I knew I would be, I have to defend the Hardcore belt.
Interviewer: That is correct. The whisper is that you'll be forced to have a match at the next pay-per-view Resurrection.
Dighead: Well if that's true then so be it. I know I can beat anybody who wants to challenge me even without being at 100% health.
Interviewer: Have you managed to get in the ring again yet?

*a balloon flies overhead*

Dighead: Ah not quite, but I plan to this week.
Interviewer: Walking yet?
Dighead: Yeah that's momentary now, in fact I probably will go for a run as soon as you leave.
Interviewer: Uhh, right. When you first came in here you couldn't see, hear or speak. When did you get all that back?
Dighead: Oh like minutes after that show I started chatting like it was nothing again. No problem. I believe this is the fastest recovery from these kinds of injuries in history.

*we hear a streamer in the background*

Dighead: What the heck?

*a clown walks over to the bed*

Clown: Hi there little fella! How are you feeling today!

*Dighead instantly turns red with rage at being called little*

Dighead: HEY! I'M A GROWN MAN YOU STUPID f**kING CLOWN!
Clown: Whoa little guy, looks like you need some more medication! NURSE!
Dighead: AARRRRGGGHHH!! GRRRRRRREAAARRR!

*Dighead violently wiggles out of the bed and falls on the floor*

Dighead: I'll kill you motherf***er!!!

*Dighead starts biting the ankles of the stunned clown who kicks him away and runs
off babbling! We see Dighead with blood on his mouth on the floor, fire in his eyes*

Dighead: I WILL defend my title at resurrection.

*The camera pans to above the bed where the hardcore title is mounted up on the wall*

 

[Big Pete]

*The Kiwi Killers come out to the ring with the fans going crazy as they run down slapping hands and jumping around*

*Big Pete grabs the mic*

Big Pete: Last week we put an end to Death is Certain, last week Ox and I pinned them 1, 2, 3 to prove that we are the Kiwi Killers. *Crowd claps* And this week, Read has offered us a chance to finish them off for good, this week it's going to be Death is Certain vs. The Kiwi Killers in a Table Match and tonight we're going to make sure it's the same result as last week.

*Crowd roars*

Big Pete: Because this is how it's gonna happen, Big Pete and Trent walk out, Hit a few punches on the wasted kiwis, Trent hits Martli with the T-Bone Crush and I hit the Assasian with the Tombstone. Then we double powerbomb there kiwi asses back to New Zealand where they wish they never messed with us Kiwi Killers.

*Big Pete hands the mic to Trent*

Ox: Well can I just say this first, Finally the Ox has come back to the A.C.T. *Crowd erupts*. You know what Big Pete your absolutely right, tonight we are going to finish Death is Certain, tonight folks you better set your VCR because the Kiwi Killers are going to make history by defeating Death is Certain once and for all.

*Out of no where some Kiwi with an All Blacks Jersy punches Big Pete from behind, Trent however stops him*

Trent: Big Pete, get the Tables!

*Big Pete rolls out, grabs a table brings it into the ring and sets it up for Trent to powerbomb the Kiwi through*

Trent: And that's whats going to happen tonight. So if ya Can Smell what the Ox *Big Pete jims in* and Pete is cookin'.

*Crowd erupts as both men raise their arms and leave the arena, looking pumped for their match tonight*

 

[thuganomics]

*Tyrant Clarkes appears on Titantron*

Clarke - What the hell is this aaron? Im getting screwed out of my matches because of this "Shadow Runner". Who the hell is this!!?!?!?!?!

Aaron Smith - Im gonna take this up to Mark Read, and I will get to the bottom of this Tyrant. In the mean time, just rest because you have the night off.

*Aaron Smith leaves locker room*

 

[Raider_69]

(ok im back now, results up by tonight, and Turmoil week 4 card tomorrow, still having PC troubles, but if push comes to shove i can post them from my old mans computer)
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**Kristy walks into the room with Mark Read closely followed by Skeptic Ghost**

Kristy: Did you see that peice on Dighead Mark?
Mark: Yea poor guy, boyo didnt he want to get a peice of that clown?
Ghost: i guess you could say he come up a tad 'short' in that area

**Laughter bursts from the 3**

Mark: Ahh fair call Ghost, but if Dighead wants action so badly im gonna give it to him, because next week on Turmoil dighead will be defending his hardcore title against Kyuss
Kristy: But Mark, he cant even stand how will he defend the title?
Mark: Thats not my concern Kristy, my concern is one of my titles is out of action and i wont tolerate it. If Dighead fails to show up for his title defence he will be stripped of it!
Kristy: A man in control, you know i always like a man in control ay Mark
Mark: Indeed Kristy... Ghost watch the door, me and Kristy are going to have some private time.
Ghost: You got it cheif.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

The scene opens backstage with the camera on a pissed off Sean Lawrece, dressed in his normal wrestling attire and a Death Is Certain t-shirt. He seems agitated, pacing back and forth. Strangely Martli is know where to be seen. A reporter comes into scene and apporaches the Assassin...

Reporter: Ex-excuse me Mr. Lawrence...

The Assassin pays no attention and continues pacing...

Reporter: Mr Lawrence...Sean...Ass...

Assassin: Yeh man I can here you...how the hell did you get in here anyway, that doors meant to be locked, oh thats right, you're an Australian, you're used to commiting crime, its in your nature...

Crowd boos...

Assassin: And before you get to asking any of your measly questions, I have a few things to say. Last week, on Turmoil, you witnessed on of the most cowardly acts in the history of this business, in the form of you're Australian heroes, Trent Bowman and Big Pete, turning down our request for a tag team Ladder Match...

Crowd boos...

Assassin: So, as usual, we were thrust into a match where we could be cheated out of victory, and as usual, you underarm Australians cheated and notched up another victory...

Crowd boos...

Assassin: By god, in overseas promotions there are spectacles, show cases and wrestling super events, but not in the LUF, oh no. We have the same match, week in, week out. Tag team between Death Is Certain and those Dingo fiddlers. Well, Im sick of it, and I bet you fans are too.

Crowd cheers...

Assassin: Thats why tonight, you Australian pricks, it will be Death Is Certain and Big Pete and Trent Bowman...in a TAG TEAM TABLES match!

Crowd erupts...

Assassin: And try as you might to weasel out of it, because I've already spoken to Mark Read, and its official. The Tables match will go ahead. You will have the shit beaten out of you punks, and this time, there aint gonna be no Salary Cap scandal...no, because the winning team will be the one which successfully puts its opponents through a table each, and guess what, if we win, Martli gets his shot at The Australian championship, and if we dont, well you'll never here of us again.

Crowd pops...

Assassin: Oh and Pete, dont think you're escaping to easily. Because at the next pay per view, it will be an "I Quit" match between yourself and the Assassin.

Crowd explodes...

Assassin: So, Pete, I suggest you get ready for tonight's match, hehe. two words fellas...GOT WOOD?

Crowd explodes as the camera fades out...

 

[IanG]

No results up yet.
Hmmm Raider_69's computer must've really cacked itself

 

[VictorTheViking]

I was thinking the same thing, lol, we might end up with two lots of results on the same night

 

[Gene Krupa]

That's what he's planning to do.

 

[Raider_69]

Ok guys back now, PC seems to be ok, i was planning a double week here but i got too much to catch up on, ill post the Card for the next PPV tonight and we wont be having a turmoil week 4 this month.

RESULTS:

Felix Trinidad V Killswitch
The match starts off with Killswitch in control as he hits a variety of moves. Several running larriats and a back body drop. Felix goes to the outside to clear his head and regroup. He comes back in the ring and asserts his authority. The match goes back and forth with both killswitch and Felix hitting high impact moves, Killswitch goes for his finsher but Felix dodges it and hits Capoeira for the 1...2....3

Brandall V Madunit
Madunit starts things off in control taking down Brandell with a big back body drop, madunit trys to end it early...1...2, quick kick out from Brandell, Madunit goes back on the attack and goes for a suplex but Brandell reverses it and no has control of the match. Brandell hits a massive clothesline and follows up with a neat looking T-Bone suplex, Madunit gets to his feet and charges in for a spear but Brandell reverses it to a DDT, Madunit is down in the corner, Brandell signals for the T-Bag and nails it...1...2...3

Mr Man V Ian Gorton - Falls Count anywhere
Ian Gorton takes it Mr Man before he even gets to the ring, taking him down with a Thuz Leuz press and repeatable punches to Mr Mans head, Mr Man retaliates by reversing an irish whip into the side rails. Mr Man starts laying the boots in and then poses to the crowd, he turns around to stiff right hand by Ian, the match moves into the back stage area and then into a dressing room, Ian whips Mr Man into the lockers. The pair are now in the parking lot area and have been joined there by Miss Devine, who is willing on Ian to win, Mr Man takes control which leds Devine on a search for a weapon, she finds a chair and takes a swing at Mr Man but he ducks and it cleans up Ian, he looks like he is out cold! Mr Man grabs Miss Devine and steals a kiss before sending her to the deck and pinning Ian Gorton for a 3 count

Death Is Certain V Kiwi Killez - Tornado Tag Team Tables Match
Things start off with Pete and the Assasian going at it on the outside while Trent and Martli mix it up in the ring. The table comes into play early with Martli using it as a battering ram and taking out Trent for the time being, this leaves a two on one with Pete, they double team him and set up the table for a double suplex, but trent is able to get a last second effort and push the table out of the way. The Kiwi Killez are now in control with Pete and Trent both double teaming Death is Certain, they set the table up for Martli and go for a power bomb but the Assasain chop blocks the knees of the Kiwi Killez to stop it from occuring. Death is Certain are in deep trouble here as Pete has Martli up top for a superplex through a table, but he reverses it, and the Assasiain out of no where hits the Leathal Scope, Martli then hits a Martli Bomb on Pete through the table
**After the match Martli heads outside for a chair and brings it into the ring, looks like they are gonna do a number on the Kiwi Killez, but Sean Lawrence stops Martli and throws the chair away, Martli looks confused as he and the Assasian walk to the backstage area**

Stone Miavia V Bone Daddy
Miavia starts things off in control taking it to Daddy with some hard straight right and left hands, Daddy fights back with left and rights of his own, he whips Stone into the ropes and goes for a big boot, Stone ducks it and hits a reverse neck breaker to regain control. Stone Miavia still in control of the match and is starting to gain momentum, with the crowd firmly behind him he signals the end, he signals for the Landslide but Daddy reverses it into a DDT, Stone struggles to answer the 10 count and staggers to his feet, Daddy signals to the crowd for the Bone Rattler, but is interupted up Tyrant Clarkes music... He comes from the crowd and Daddy and him go toe to toe before Miavia, steps in an nails them both with a double clothesline, Clarke and Daddy get to their feet and begin a free for all brawl

**Mark Read's Music hits the arena as he storms to the ring with Skeptic Ghost, Ghost grabs Clarke and throws him into the corner, then Stone and Bone in a corner each as LUF agents hold each of them to their corner**

Mark: THATS ENOUGH! If any of you move an inch, your fired! Ive just about enough of this tit for tat rubbish over the past 3 weeks. From this point onwards none of you will touch each other untill the main event the next weeks Mainevent at0 Resurection. Because at Resurection we are gonna see LUF World Champion: Bone Daddy, take on the man he beat at last months PPV, Stone Miavia and the man who tore appart my main event, Tyrant Clarke, in a TRIPLE THREAT match!!

Further more if any of you lay a hand on each other, not only will the aggressor lose his title spot, but he will be suspended indefinately without pay.

**Tyrant Clarke, Bone Daddy and Stone Miavia stare each other down as Turmoil comes to a close**

 

[IanG]

Ian Gorton then storms into Mark read's Office fuming about the loss to Mr Man and other events. We can see he is still showing the signs of the accidental chair shot from Miss Devine

IAN:(Angry) You listen to me Read and you listen good. You know what I'm here for and I'm not gonna take no for an answer. I want Mr Man and Resurection and I want hiom in the most bruital way. I don't give a shit what stipulations you make. I wanna settyle this once and for all. I want that prick at Resurection. Do we understand each other?

Ian then storms out still fuming

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Mr Man making his way to the car lot with a guard

Mr Man - Did you see that?? I think that Devine wants me bad..i dont blame her really..i mean why wouldnt she want some real man rather then some kid with a funky smell..

You get what im saying chump?

Guard - umm...yeah...i guess so...

Mr Man - You guess so?? what the hell...if you were married or had a girlfriend ill sweep her off her feet and i tell ya what..she will need a wheel chair for awhile.

Anyhow, keep alook out for Ian, I gotta do something to his car...

Leaves a love letter and a rose for Miss Devine

Mr Man - God im sexy...cya later, and if you ever need a girl call me.

hops into his car

Guard - But you never gave me your number...

Mr Man - Yea, you can borrow it..

 

[Misanthrope]

Just one unclean victory. That's all I ask! :lol:

Not a triple threat match! You're trying to screw me out of my title!

 

[Raider_69]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
dont worry CBW, you'll get some clean wins soon enough ;-)