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Western Pasifika Bid News

titoelcolombiano

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Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as rival bids fall over in the race to be the NRL's 18th team.
Porcupines Chairman Violet Crumble said:
"We were rang by Darth Lord V'landys who congratulated us on formalising the greatest bid in the history of sport."

King V'landys highlighted:
● The Porcupines 67 billion kroner in liquid assets and 96 billion rand brothel empire.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with well known brands LA Cola, Sorny, Duff Beer, Lloyd's of Launceston and IKEA.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with foundation NRL clubs Annandale and Cumberland as well as Brisbane rugby league foundation clubs University and Brisbane Brothers, as well as glamour clubs Pia Donkeys, Gateshead Thunder, Garoka Lahanis and Dubbo Dobermans.
● 68000 juniors, including 27 Germans.
● Award winning buffet at the Western Pasifika Porcupines leagues club and pokie den.

Spines up!!!!!!
Mate just wanted to check, did you put $0 in the licence fee box on the application? Or did you put $16M in a brief case for St Peter?
 

AlwaysGreen

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So just to reiterate the Western Pasifika Porcupines brand partners are:
Toy r Us
Eriksson Mobile
Sydney Bitter
Daiwoo
Franklin's supermarkets
German East Africa Company
Cash Converters
Bonza Airlines
Sizzler
Civic Video

Spines up!!!!
 

Trifili13

Juniors
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So just to reiterate the Western Pasifika Porcupines brand partners are:
Toy r Us
Eriksson Mobile
Sydney Bitter
Daiwoo
Franklin's supermarkets
German East Africa Company
Cash Converters
Bonza Airlines
Sizzler
Civic Video

Spines up!!!!
Are you still working on:
Waltons as department store partner
Pye or Rank Arena as tv partner

Obviously Bonza Airlines came to the party before Ansett.

What year are you looking for the Porcupines to enter the comp?
 

AlwaysGreen

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Huge announcement from the Western Pasifika Porcupines:

"The Western Pasifika Porcupines would like to announce that an announcement concerning an announcement regarding the NRL'S 18th licence will soon be announced!"

Porcupines spokesman Porky Pitt announced that there would be no more announcements until the official announcement was announced.

Spines up!!!!
 

Trifili13

Juniors
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1,099
So this is an announcement that there will be no announcement until there is an announcement, at which point the club will be making an announcement of when they will be making an official announcement.
 

MugaB

Coach
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So this is an announcement that there will be no announcement until there is an announcement, at which point the club will be making an announcement of when they will be making an official announcement.
I've just announced that I've farted, and am willing to own it... breathe it all in!!!!
 

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