Western Pasifika Bid News

[AlwaysGreen]

Whilst other bids get caught up with name calling and other nonsense, the Western Metro Pasifika Porcupines are all systems go.

Major staff announcement: Mr Potato has joined the team as the Porcupine's dietician.

Spines up!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I have it on good authority that Mr V'landys rang the new Emperor of Western Pasifika immediately after hearing he had ascended to the throne to talk about the porcupines bid. He now has a direct line to the Emperor, not sure if any of the other 57 bids can say that!

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

I have it on good authority that Mr V'landys rang the new Emperor of Western Pasifika immediately after hearing he had ascended to the throne to talk about the porcupines bid. He now has a direct line to the Emperor, not sure if any of the other 57 bids can say that!

Spines up!!!!

Yeah i thought that was a little bit suss that the WA premier got straight on the phone with V'dog after a week in, to shoot the shit regarding RL in WA, musta been jealous after hearing the emperor of western pasifika get a leg up on him....
Seriously did King Charles expect a phone call from Sir V'Landog about the next expansion side possibly coming out of the ESL???
How delusional does PR think the ARLC are that they need to phone up new premiers in states that don't really play the sport.... should the premier of Tasmania expect a call soon?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Red Porcupines are pleased to announce a feeder club arrangement with former NRL powerhouse Glebe Dirty Reds. This partnership will allow young Glebe players to live and train at our home base of Krakatoa as they transition into the NRL.

Dirty red spines up!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

All happening at the Western Red Pasifika Porcupines as former NRL powerhouse University also announce a partnership with the Pasifika powerhouse. Our players won't just be the fittest but also the smartest.

Spines up!!!

 

[MugaB]

All happening at the Western Red Pasifika Porcupines as former NRL powerhouse University also announce a partnership with the Pasifika powerhouse. Our players won't just be the fittest but also the smartest.

Spines up!!!

What were the university colors again, yellow and white?

 

[mongoose]

i'm just waiting for Buzz Rothfield to report this idea as a legitimate bid

 

[MugaB]

i'm just waiting for Buzz Rothfield to report this idea as a legitimate bid

Im just happy to post on threads that aren't getting spammed about adelaide, or adelaide bears....basically this one and png threads, there maybe more expansion threads... lets go potatos!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What were the university colors again, yellow and white?

Blue and yellow which fits in perfectly with the porcupines colour scheme of blue, yellow, green, red, beige, cream, ivory and bone.

 

[MugaB]

Blue and yellow which fits in perfectly with the porcupines colour scheme of blue, yellow, green, red, beige, cream, ivory and bone.

Dont forget the white and off-white, they are the primary colors of the away jersey.... of nearly every clubs away jersey fmd

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Greater Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce the building of a new stadium at our home base Kalgoorlie. This 278000 capacity eco friendly hexagon shaped ground will sit in the heart of the town next to a brothel and a pub and will feature 3 roofs.

Spines up!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

The Greater Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce the building of a new stadium at our home base Kalgoorlie. This 278000 capacity eco friendly hexagon shaped ground will sit in the heart of the town next to a brothel and a pub and will feature 3 roofs.

Spines up!!!!!

This will be a perfect bid as the away teams (dressed in a white kit obviously) can finish the game, get on the piss and then all tagteam at the brothel and not worry bout those peski white stains on their clothes... spines UP indeed!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines participation numbers are looking spinetastic as usual. 400000000000 juniors, 3200000 women, 60000000000000 men and 11 zombies are playing league across our catchment area.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines participation numbers are looking spinetastic as usual. 400000000000 juniors, 3200000 women, 60000000000000 men and 11 zombies are playing league across our catchment area.

Spines up!!!!

Those zombies are a rare breed, there's not many around... a bit like experienced halfbacks... every good team has a good half, a good plodder and a specialised zombie

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Huge news out of the Western Pasifika Porcupine bid. To negate the effects of travel the Slovakian government will fund the construction of a zeppelin that will carry a 40057 stadium around the sky for our away games. Home games will still be played on our aircraft carrier.

Spines up!!!!!!!

 

[Steel Saints]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines participation numbers are looking spinetastic as usual. 400000000000 juniors, 3200000 women, 60000000000000 men and 11 zombies are playing league across our catchment area.

Spines up!!!!

Brilliant effort with 60000000000000 men playing, especially with the world's population is just over 8,000,000,000.

Spines Up!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Western Pasifika Porcupines are pleased to announce a ₩1billion sponsorship deal with the Chinese Democracy party. The porcupines are proud to stand by our Chinese comrades as they make the pasifika region a happy smiley place.


Spines up!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika's bid to be 18th team in the 48 team, 24 conference NRL competition is well on its way to reality. As per Uncle Nick:
'A team in the Western Pasifika should be a f**king priority'.

Spines up!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika is next

 

[bad boy bubby]

Western Pasifika is next

This thread is starting to come to fruition
Next step is to get some of the main player forummites in here to increase the blur.
Lets call Clint Newton to broker the deal