What do our forumites do for work.

[Eelementary]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I put on women's clothing....

 

[Suitman]

I work in womens swimwear.

What do your work colleagues think you look like?

Suity

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I work in womens swimwear.

Sniffer?

Some merkin needs to decide when the demo garments need a wash.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

No, seriously. I work in women's swimwear. Don't tease me for it.

 

[The EELiminator]

what is this strange new word work?? :-k
the government pays me to sit behind a desk for 8 hours a day :sleeper:

 

[Gary Gutful]

No, seriously. I work in women's swimwear. Don't tease me for it.

Why do I have the Phelan that you are not telling the truth?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I shoot birds at the airport.

 

[Noise]

I work in womens swimwear.

Sea folly?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I'm a public servant. I don't do that much. It's a bit of a culture change coming from the private sector. I enjoy the stress free life it offers.

 

[parra-matters]

Owner of a sporting goods store on the mid north coast of nsw. Also run a online store connected to said sports store.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Owner of a sporting goods store on the mid north coast of nsw. Also run a online store connected to said sports store.

I knew it was too big to be a coincidence.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Why do I have the Phelan that you are not telling the truth?

What if i told you i had 2 swimsuits in a bag under my desk as worn by miranda kerr on a shoot?
Unwashed.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

What if i told you i had 2 swimsuits in a bag under my desk as worn by miranda kerr on a shoot?
Unwashed.

I'd say you're spoofing us.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What if i told you i had 2 swimsuits in a bag under my desk as worn by miranda kerr on a shoot?
Unwashed.

I'd say "I bet that's not the only thing you have in a bag under your desk you'd like to shoot on Miranda Kerr."

Which would be a childish thing to say.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Since ive taken posession ive been refering to her as miranda furr...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Left a few spiderlegs, did she?

 

[The Phelan Folly]

And some smegma.
Anyone care to start the bidding?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Pretty sure smegma is a strictly male bodily fluid. What you describe sounds like ordinary discharge. Obviously the originator of said discharge makes it considerably more than ordinary.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Pretty sure smegma is a strictly male bodily fluid. What you describe sounds like ordinary discharge. Obviously the originator of said discharge makes it considerably more than ordinary.

According to the supreme arbiter of truth (Wikipedia), smegma is produced by both sexes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

You lot have been watching too much Red Dwarf.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I stand corrected.

And here I was thinking I knew all about smegma.