What if...sports dream

[TheDMC]

Quiet day on the forum, so...

What if you weren't a beer gut endowed couch warrior but a genuine sporting god and could choose any sport in which to be one of the world's best.

Would you pursue your rugby league dream? Chase the big bucks and global adulation of being a soccer pansy? or perhaps another sport?

 

[ozbash]

Bare back bull riding.

 

[MKEB...]

Caber tossing

 

[TheDMC]

Why? you would get paid sweet f a and would be a sex idol for ugly rednecks (of both sexes).

Worst of all, you would spend all your meagre winnings on 3D Action cream (for severe chafing)

Next.

 

[TheDMC]

C'mon guys this was a really serious topic. Caber tossing?

 

[ozbash]

Why? you would get paid sweet f a and would be a sex idol for ugly rednecks (of both sexes).

Worst of all, you would spend all your meagre winnings on 3D Action cream (for severe chafing)

Next.

I am a qualiified cow whisperer. I am highly skilled in all forms of beast wrangling and I have a leather cowboys hat.

Lol at caber tossing....

 

[Izz]

I appear to be missing a beer gut. Wonder where i left it.

 

[TheDMC]

I appear to be missing a beer gut. Wonder where i left it.

I'm sure it will find you soon enough, always does...

 

[TheDMC]

I am a qualiified cow whisperer. I am highly skilled in all forms of beast wrangling and I have a leather cowboys hat.

Lol at caber tossing....

I prefer whispering to and wrangling with pretty ladies personally, but hey, each to their own..

 

[Izz]

Now you understand why oz is so upset about what the Sharkies fans are calling us.

 

[Rich102]

I am a qualiified cow whisperer. I am highly skilled in all forms of beast wrangling and I have a leather cowboys hat.

Lol at caber tossing....

Sounds like you are angling for a ride in the front float of the Gay & Lesbian mardi-Gras.

 

[Rich102]

Put me down for Sumo wrestling. Eat & drink all you want. Train 20 minutes a day. Paid a fortune. Adulation from millions.

 

[TheDMC]

Put me down for Sumo wrestling. Eat & drink all you want. Train 20 minutes a day. Paid a fortune. Adulation from millions.

Having lived in Japan for a few years awhile back, can confirm that sumo wrestlers also get the hottest japanese girls... not a bad gig sumo.

 

[_addict]

Put me down for Sumo wrestling. Eat & drink all you want. Train 20 minutes a day. Paid a fortune. Adulation from millions.

Hows about the apprenticeship but?

 

[TheDMC]

Oh dear. where do you get that stuff from. His ass could swallow that kid without a trace...

 

[The Joker]

extreme ironing

 

[Warrior@Heart]

I'd be an NFL running back, and at the
age of 25 i'd hold a press conference on
espn and tell them i'm leaving to play
fullback for Te Atatu Roosters top side
lol.

 

[Rich102]

I have Wazza in mind.

 

[JoeD]

Pro surfer would be prety sweet

 

[Penrose Warrior]

Golf, or surfing.