What is your favourite cut of Rhino!!

[AlwaysGreen]

I have been meaning to start this thread for awhile but it keeps slipping my mind or at least I am pretty sure it slipped my mind and I didn't get around to it a few weeks ago.

Personally I like the horn.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

can think of a few people that could use some Rhino horn in them

 

[Hallatia]

 

[dogslife]

I like the wings

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I prefer my rhino slowly spit roasted over 24 hours until tender.

 

[Dani]

Doodle

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Doodle

 

[Misanthrope]

Rump. Preferably spit roasted ;-)

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Where did you find this and why did you post it?

 

[Hallatia]

AG was alluding to some involvement in the poaching cycle, so I was suggesting someone make some money from turning him in. Not that rind are worth much Australian money

And why wouldn't I have seen something like that, I really do care about rhinos

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

AG was alluding to some involvement in the poaching cycle, so I was suggesting someone make some money from turning him in. Not that rind are worth much Australian money

And why wouldn't I have seen something like that, I really do care about rhinos

Good Answer.

 

[Misanthrope]

I wish rhinos were domesticable. Imagine a medieval world in which fearsome African warriors were able to meet the charge of European feudal knights from atop angry rhinos, hippos, and African Elephants?

Best...war...ever...

 

[Silent Knight]

I like my rhino served on an African Burger with Bite at Fungrys.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I wish rhinos were domesticable. Imagine a medieval world in which fearsome African warriors were able to meet the charge of European feudal knights from atop angry rhinos, hippos, and African Elephants?

Best...war...ever...

Slight flaw in that theory, Rhinos actually have very ordinary eyesight. Wouldn't have full faith being on the back of one at full pelt as awesome as it would be

 

[BDR]

The tender rump.

No homo.

 

[Misanthrope]

Slight flaw in that theory, Rhinos actually have very ordinary eyesight. Wouldn't have full faith being on the back of one at full pelt as awesome as it would be

Assuming they were domesticable, you could feasibly have trained them to respond to touch so as to eliminate the eyesight issue.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Assuming they were domesticable, you could feasibly have trained them to respond to touch so as to eliminate the eyesight issue.

Spose it would it still come out on top regardless of what it runs into by accident

 

[DB]

Eating a Rhino is despicable.......


I prefer the horn hollowed out, and filled with a mix of Mountain Dew and the 'Rhino Juice'.

 

[Cliffhanger]

So many sickos in this thread! Spit roasting rhinos? That's taking sexual perversion to a whole new and terrifying level.

 

[Misanthrope]

So many sickos in this thread! Spit roasting rhinos? That's taking sexual perversion to a whole new and terrifying level.

Not rhinos. Rhino. Singular.