Spinal Tap rocks! There's always something new to find when you watch that.
As for my lines...
Goddess Diana, fail you I will.
I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill.
I had him erect and his semen would follow.
Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed.
Yes this is a mainstream movie, no it's not pr0n... not that there's anything wrong with that...