This'll cause an uproar . . . . . My line is drawn at mangoes. Those putrid, vile, fruit of the devil. The smell makes you dry reach. To watch merkins slobber away at them like they are eating a pussy is simply disgusting and vomit inducing. I'm 55years old and one has never passed my lips. A mango, that is . . .
While we are at it, cooked apples/apple pies ( especially while still hot ). Actually, any warm dessert. Why not just save time and stick 2 fingers up your arse, then down your throat straight after ?
The first cafe I see with hot mango pie as a dessert will be firebombed within a week.