Where the hell is the game-day thread?

C'mon people, this is disgraceful. What about the pumping?

Somebody please put me out of my misery and start a game-day thread ffs!

 

Yeah I can see it. Just between Witchy's masturbation thread and Pou's statistical analysis thread of Witchy's said thread

 

Fair enough. I'll just be over here in the corner pumping myself, thinking of all you guys together, pumping each other...

 

Wrong thread, mate. See 84 Baby's directions above.

 

Hindy111's true identity has been revealed...

 

Hindy does start excellent threads but his tend to be about foodstuffs.

And I'm nowhere near Zen enough to be a green tea drinker.

 

fap fap fap

 

Now we're talking! Question though. Who would be most suitable pumpee?

 

Did you find it?

 

I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone by not naming them but, if I had to choose, I think it'd be Witchy. He'd be up for anything.

 

Gary took pity and started a second thread. All good now.

 

And people thought I was an idiot for starting this thread...ffs!

 

fmd

 

Pump pump pump!!

 

Game Day, Merkins! FIRE UP!!!

 

Isn't pumping a solo sport ?
I must be doing it wrong

 

I'm hoping there'll be a pumping stand in the new stadium. Just needs a name.

 

WTF is wrong with this place? Has anyone even had a single pump today?