Where were these merkins two years ago?

[Poupou Escobar]

1. French: playing fullback for the NYC team
2. Radradra: third season in first grade
3. Takairangi: sixth season in first grade and first at the Eels
6. Gutherson: third season in first grade for Manly (but only five games total), season ending injury in round one
5. Davis: playing centre for the NYC team
21. Norman: sixth season in first grade and second at the Eels
7. Moses: second season in first grade for Wests
8. Matagi: third season in first grade, mid season transfer from the Warriors to the Chooks
9. Pritchard: third season in first grade, but only seven games total
10. Mannah: seventh season in first grade
11. Ma'u: second season in first grade
12. Moeroa: second season in first grade
13. Brown: reserve grade for Wests, after playing a single NRL game the year before

14. Scott: eleventh season in first grade, currently (in 2015) at the Knights
15. Alvaro: two games into his NRL career
16. Edwards: third season in first grade
17. Smith: second season in first grade at Penrith

18. Folau: about to play his seventh (and final) NRL game of his debut season
20. Niukore: about to debut on the bench for the Warriors' NYC team

But an even better question is where the merkins were three years ago.

 

[Bazal]

Personally I care more about were they were when they built the ladder to heaven....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Why didn't you ask and answer the better question?

 

[Noise]

Is this going to be like the squad succession thread in reverse? I hope that whenever a new player is added you give us a 2 year history of said merkin

 

[Bazal]

A squad reversion thread? Groundbreaking

 

[strider]

Im more interested where they were 3 years ago

 

[Gazzamatta]

Semi 5 seasons in NRL? Reaĺly? Thats surprising.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why didn't you ask and answer the better question?

I got bored about halfway through answering the first one.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Semi 5 seasons in NRL? Reaĺly? Thats surprising.

He is 25 this year and played a season of NYC for us.

 

[84 Baby]

Can you do one two years into the future and another for twenty years ago?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I got bored about halfway through answering the first one.

Fair enough. Given we play tomorrow, I think I'd prefer to know where these merkins were five minutes ago. I'm looking at you, Corey...

 

[Bazal]

Fair enough. Given we play tomorrow, I think I'd prefer to know where these merkins were five minutes ago. I'm looking at you, Corey...

Mate it's only quarter past ten. I'm more concerned with where they're going to be in two hours...

 

[Gazzamatta]

81 games 68 trys. Strike rate of 84%. Pretty amazing.

 

[Happy MEel]

Fair enough. Given we play tomorrow, I think I'd prefer to know where these merkins were five minutes ago. I'm looking at you, Corey...

It's 10.22pm on a Friday night. I'm more interested in what Bernie's up to.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What type of kettle?

 

[Bazal]

Exactly. What if it's some kind of quantum kettle with the mass of a trillion suns, made for boiling dark matter? It doesn't specify.

I think we have to go D: A Kettle.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I was just thinking about the ones they'd use to cook kettle chips. They could easily be bigger than an elephant.

 

[Bazal]

Oh. Yeah. Maybe that too.

Well then it has to be a kettle. Everyone knows the moon is a CIA conspiracy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm looking at the moon now and I can easily put my thumb underneath it and my index finger on top. Even if it's real at most it's the size of a 50 cent coin.