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1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
7. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
12. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
14. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
15. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
7. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
12. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
14. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
15. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?