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Why is it???

G@v

Juniors
Messages
925
Errrrrrrrmmmmmmm..... That's a thought!

1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
7. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
12. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
14. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
15. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

 

TheSaint

Juniors
Messages
464
Errrrrrrrmmmmmmm..... That's a thought!

1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
The opening of the mouth stretches out all the facial skin thus making ... OK, I don't know.
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The container is made of a material for which the type of glue doesn't stick to.
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
They are dishonest lying filth who take advantage of weak minded people. I love the fact that the astrology charts are about two months out because of movements of the Earth over 1000 years, but don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
You guys invented the language. Blame the French if all else fails.
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
Boxers aren't stereotyped as Scolars.
6. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Bumpy Roads and corpses aren't a good mix. One Pallbearer trips, and hello, dearly departed grand dad is greeting the guests.
9. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
Probably because Mac did it first.
10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
Increases Concentration. Well one of my mates asks a question and then turns the stereo up so you can't hear each other speak. Not to bright this one.
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
A very good question. I want to know what the difference between Reconstituted Orange Juice and Blended Orange Peel is.
12. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Because that's what he may actually be doing to you.
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Everyone is in a rush.
14. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
It doesn't have a soul.
15. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes they can. No they shouldn't
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Advertisements for Cat food are aimed at humans. If you want to give your cat Mouse flavoured food, the humble meat pie, aka The Rats Coffin, is the way to go.

 
M

mud n blood

Guest
For a saint ... you have a bit of a Queensland sense of humour there. ;)

 

imported_Kaon

Juniors
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576
11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?


I have done Organic Chemistry so i know the answer but i can't be bothered answering it. They basically use artificial flavour because it is cheaper to produce. Real Lemons do have properties that clean so, thats probably why they use it.
 

El Duque

Bench
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3,845
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why should it be shorter?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
Ring has many meanings.It does not necessarily mean circular.In fact ring is also a sound.
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
A drop is a a small quantity of liquid which falls or is produced in a more or less spherical mass according to the Macquarie.So drop is refering to the shape so rain is Rain Drop and Snow is Snow Flake.Rain does fall eg Rain Fall
16. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Cats don't eat mice.


 

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