Witty to become a filthy union player

[Different kind of Rabbit]

:? Out of curiosity, where do you think Witt is from?

Sorry, meant to say if he were being picked up by an Australian S14 team. I know he is a Parramatta junior but by the time he eventually plays at rep level in Union it would be for the kiwis.

 

[gaterooze]

Don't worry, Wittyfan will find another name - he used to be Sullyfan, remember?

So who's next in line, Witty?

 

[Brutus]

Stewyfan?

 

[Johns Magic]

Mans**t?

 

[Godz Illa]

Don't worry, Wittyfan will find another name - he used to be Sullyfan, remember?

So who's next in line, Witty?

It's a poisoned chalice. Sullivan and Witt have both floundered under the pressure. Sully lost a fortune on the pokies, then lost his hair and is now playing for Bankstown. And Witt has now followed with major acne dramas and of course worst of all flirting with union.

 

[Parra]

Couldn't find any news on it on google.

That's just your lack of competence.


try this search in google news "Michael Witt nz rugby union"

 

[Kiki]

major acne dramas

hahahahaha oh godz.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Union = End of the Line

It's like when you see a seagull flying out to open ocean.

 

[Sleep]

The first thing I thought when I saw the topic was "Poor Wittyfan". :lol: Then again Witt hasn't played much the last two seasons has he? Only when injury and etc has given him the opportunity?

 

[Johns Magic]

The first thing I thought when I saw the topic was "Poor Wittyfan". :lol: Then again Witt hasn't played much the last two seasons has he? Only when injury and etc has given him the opportunity?

Um, no.

He's been the Warriors first choice 5/8 for a couple of years now.

 

[Sleep]

I didn't think he was getting much time last year. Wasn't it Fien and Hohaia? Maybe he spent a bit of time injured out himself. Wittyfan could clear it up.

 

[Noa]

Just got this off Aucklandblues.com.unzud

Hi guys,

Big Michael Witt fan here and I just want to congratulate you on signing Witty. If you could imagine some-one with the running ability of Dan Carter, the goal kicking prowess of Johnny Wilkinson and the guile of Mark Ella, well then you'll be disappointed with Mikey (thats what I call him) as he's a nuffy.

But good god, I could lick chocolate sauce off those abs all night long.

Wittyfan

 

[Brutus]

That's just your lack of competence.


try this search in google news "Michael Witt nz rugby union"

Another google god:crazy:

 

[Parra]

Well you said you couldn't find it.

 

[God-King Dean]

This is a dream come true for those who hate wittyfan.

 

[Mr Angry]

Need to find an average footballer, good looking to gay men, first name Michael.

Then we have the new xxxxyfan.

 

[Bluebags1908]

Amazing! Union, a game which is dominated by kicking, has finally poached a player from League who has a kicking game. Wonders will never cease.

Michael Witt will be the greatest thing ever to happen to Union. If he were Australian, he'd be picked for the Wannabies already. In League he was Meh! In Union, he will dominate.

Ummm... he IS Australian. He was born & raised in OZ and was a reserve grader (that played a handful of first grade games) for many years at Parramatta then at Manly before cracking the top grade on a regular basis at his 3rd NRL club.

 

[Dutchy]

Need to find an average footballer, good looking to gay men, first name Michael.

Then we have the new xxxxyfan.

WeymannyFan

 

[God-King Dean]

:lol:

 

[wittyfan]

No announcements have been made yet, it's a strong possibility though of a switch.

Chocolate sauce???