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WWE Payback
"It's clobbering time!"
WORST SEGMENT: Kaitlyn (c) v AJ for the Divas Title
OVERALL: 83%
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Pre-Show Match: Sheamus v Damien Sandow
Sheamus and Sandow put on a ***1/2 match that lasts just over 10 minutes. Sheamus picks up a clean win following a Brogue Kick.
WINNER: Sheamus at 10:13 (Brogue Kick)
After the match and before the PPV officially starts, Antonio Cesaro hits the ring and blindsides Sheamus. He punctuates his assault with a Neutralizer.
We cut backstage for the arrival of former WWE Champion, CM Punk. The self proclaimed 'Best in the World' arrives and is immediately greeted by Paul Heyman. Heyman apologizes for his big mouth ending Punk's holiday early, but Punk is all business.Match #1: Dean Ambrose (c) v Kane for the United States Championship
In a match somewhat diminished by Kane's lack of speed, Ambrose is able to pick up a clean win courtesy of his reverse DDT.
WINNER AND STILL US CHAMPION: Dean Ambrose at 9:01 (reverse DDT)
"It's clobbering time!"
Match #2: Kaitlyn (c) v AJ for the WWE Divas Title
The crowd were hot but the match was not. AJ does her best to carry Kaitlyn to a servicable match, but the blonde girl just 'ain't got it. Even so, she looks set to retain her title until Big E Langston coolly tips her off the top rope and allows AJ to snatch the 1-2-3.
WINNER AND NEW DIVAS CHAMPION: AJ at 6:35 (roll-up)
Match #3: CM Punk v Chris Jericho
In what would unsurprisingly be the best match on the card, CM Punk was able to pick up the 1-2-3 after a third GTS to Jericho. In a marathon 21 minute special, both men ate the other's finisher on more than one occasion and near falls abounded.
WINNER: CM Punk at 21:19 (GTS #3)
Match #4: Dolph Ziggler (c) v Alberto del Rio for the World Heavyweight Title
This uninspired feud comes to a merciful ending with Ziggler retaining the title clean following a Zig Zag onto the ring steps. Big E was on hand to roll del Rio in and Ziggler covered for the 1-2-3.
WINNER AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Dolph Ziggler at 15:47 (Zig Zag on the stairs)
Match #5: The Shield (c) v Team RK-No for the WWE Tag Titles
The fans were red hot and the match wasn't far behind. The challengers pressed the champions with near falls on multiple occasions, including Seth Rollins eating an RKO coming off the top rope and Reigns very nearly tapping out to the No Lock.
The end came with Bryan accidentally catching Orton in the mouth with a stiff kick and Orton over-reacting with an RKO. Orton abandoned the match, and Rollins hit a foot stomp to the back of Bryan's head to end it.
WINNERS AND STILL TAG CHAMPIONS: The Shield at 14:21 (RKO + foot stomp)
Match #6: Wade Barrett (c) v The Miz v Curtis Axel for the WWE Intercontinental Title
In what was the worst match on the card, Curtis Axel was able to claim his maiden singles title following a Perfect Plex on Barrett. Barrett had just been shoved into an exposed turnbuckle by The Miz, but the awesome one was drop-kicked out of the ring and Barrett at the Perfect Plex for the 1-2-3.
WINNER AND NEW US CHAMPION: Curtis Axel at 11:16 (Perfect Plex on Barrett)
BEST SEGMENT: CM Punk returnsMatch #7: John Cena (c) v Ryback in Three Stages of Hell for the WWE Title
In the Lumberjack portion of the match, John Cena was able to gain early points with an Attitude Adjustment. The lumberjacks played no real part in the match, save for rolling Ryback into the ring when he tried to escape Cena.
The Tables match saw John Cena eating wood (tee hee) at the 11 minute mark. He took a top rope Shell Shock through the table.
The deciding fall - an Ambulance match - saw Ryback rendered unconscious by the STF. His limp body was then walked to the ambulance and Attitude Adjusted in. A red hot crowd made up for what was a somewhat slow and uneven match.
WINNER AND STILL WWE CHAMPION: John Cena at 18:03 (STF and Attitude Adjustment into ambulance)
WORST SEGMENT: Kaitlyn (c) v AJ for the Divas Title
OVERALL: 83%
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