*Raw starts with JR returning as host, and he goes Oklahoma crazy*
JR: Bah Gawd Kiiiiing welcome to rawwwww!!!!
King: arrrrgh thanks JR
JR: In the No DQ Triple Threat main event at SummerSlam last night, Triple H came so close to winning the match after Shawn Michaels was thrown off the edge of the stage and was no longer able to compete, it left the champion Sheamus vulnerable but Sheamus' no good Lackeys, Regal & Finley again majorly influenced a title match, and cost HHH the title as Sheamus retained yet again. While Christian managed to hang onto the ECW title and Batista defeated Chris Jericho for the Smackdown world title. That Batista proved he is tougher than a 2 dollar steak!
*Sheamus, Regal & Finley come out into the ring and Sheamus is smiling.
Sheamus: Last night, i proved I am number 1. I ended the legendary career of Shawn Michaels & I beat Triple H, YET AGAIN! Noone can stop me, I am the greatest wrestler in the world today! I AM WWE! WWE is nothing without me.
*Shane McMahons music hits to a crazy pop and out comes shane all hopping about*
Shane: You see Sheamus, you are wrong! I own the WWE now! You think that you dominate the WWE? we will see. because tonight you will be defending the title one on one against my brother in law, TRIPLE H!!