You guy's & gal's will love this!!

[Ron Jeremy]

Farting People
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

The schizophrenic person
One who farts but blames it on their other personality.

The musical person
One who can fart in time with their favourite tunes.

The business person
One who bottles his farts & then try's to sell it.

Im definately the sadistic person :lol: :lol:

I made up the last 3....can anyone think of others??

 

[Terminator]

The joker farter
One who farts on someones head and runs away. :lol:

 

[keeney]

this is rubbish, my new thread is so much fkn better if u wanna see why the guy in my sig is rubbing his nipples for a webcam go look at the link in german forklift be damned

 

[dead_possum]

The extreme sports person.
One who must live dangerously and likes everyone to watch. Saves a big reserve of gas, goes to the center of the room, bends over and lights his fart.

 

[choc_soldier]

The Panthers fart
Sneaks up on you then takes a hold.

The Roosters fart
The best ever... don't you know that?

 

[keeney]

haha very good pp

 

[Samwise]

I thought the Roosters fart was one that smells like roses

 

[Anonymous]

The Elderly fart
One that shouldn't happen but is out of control of the beholder

 

[choc_soldier]

I thought the Roosters fart was one that smells like roses

It can do that too. It's multi-fucntional. :lol:

 

[knights04]

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Grandad fart - Dust.

Grandma fart - Talcum Powder.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

The Guy sebastian fart
- A fart that may sound good but doesn't have the same appeal as the greats.

 

[0neye]

The extreme sports person.
One who must live dangerously and likes everyone to watch. Saves a big reserve of gas, goes to the center of the room, bends over and lights his fart.

sounds like a hommo thing,do you do that a lot possum :lol: ;-) sounds like a lot of hommosexual love calling going on here :lol: ;-)