"Well that's a magnificent victory for Australia and a magnificent victory for Victoria too. Shane Warne the hero of the MCG single-handedly saves Australia arse as only a true Victorian champion could"
"Oh, Settle down Bill"
"You shut your face Tony they were f*cked Australia before Shane Warne started to weave his magic and win the game for his team. He's a genius, he's a living legend, he's the best that's ever been. I'm sorry Sir Donald, I'm sorry big Merv but Warney's the man, the icon of the game and if his team mates had any f*cking respect they'd be lifting him up on their shoulders and chairing him off the ground here. "
*muffled noise*
"You ungrateful bastards! He's just won you the f*king game! Chair him of the ground!"