Zac Lomax

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I really don’t want to say this is a dumb post.

But I can’t help it.

This is a dumb post.

Sorry.

This was dumber.

Lomax is a hologram of a centre and belongs on the wing.

Very emotional character, fell in love with Mrs Arthur’s cassarole.

And Bea bought in a large mirror for Zac as a honey trap.

Mark my words, for they will come back to haunt thee, no good will come of this sin against the game.

Such an evil cannot work. Unnerving and unnatural!


Dark Lord of the Wing.

 

[lucablight]

This was dumber.

Lomax is a hologram of a centre and belongs on the wing.

Very emotional character, fell in love with Mrs Arthur’s cassarole.

And Bea bought in a large mirror for Zac as a honey trap.

Mark my words, for they will come back to haunt thee, no good will come of this sin against the game.

Such an evil cannot work. Unnerving and unnatural!

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Dark Lord of the Wing.

Good players make it work. People used to say the same thing about Tahu.

 

[T.S Quint]

This was dumber.

Lomax is a hologram of a centre and belongs on the wing.

Very emotional character, fell in love with Mrs Arthur’s cassarole.

And Bea bought in a large mirror for Zac as a honey trap.

Mark my words, for they will come back to haunt thee, no good will come of this sin against the game.

Such an evil cannot work. Unnerving and unnatural!

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Dark Lord of the Wing.

R U Ok m8?

 

[hineyrulz]

R U Ok m8?

Do you even Silverdale Phantom bro??

 

[T.S Quint]

Do you even Silverdale Phantom bro??

I'd rather not, tbh.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

R U Ok m8?

Trying to save you from eternal hell and damnation quintster.

Youll thank me later trying to get through the pearly gates without ticketed membership.

 

[T-Boon]

Give him half a dozen games at centre in a new system. Then we'll see. I think we'll all be happy.

Nah. Wing.

 

[emjaycee]

I can see him playing centre but not necessarily being the 2nd man in from the sideline with some of our attacking raids and definitely when there is a crossfield kick coming from Moses' boot.

 

[T.S Quint]

Trying to save you from eternal hell and damnation quintster.

Youll thank me later trying to get through the pearly gates without ticketed membership.

Nah, I’m good.

I’m Hindu, so I’ll just be reincarnated as a person with less hair than I have now.

 

[the phantom menace]

Agree with MJC. He might have a centre number on his jersey, but I'm looking forward to some potential swapping in various attacking plays during a game, that will keep us (and the opposition) guessing.

That's the beauty of having fresh coaching staff and likely some added freedoms in the attacking playbook.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Nah, I’m good.

I’m Hindu, so I’ll just be reincarnated as a person with less hair than I have now.

I was mind melding with @This Year? and he thought if you believe in karma then Lomax is going to come back as a winger.

And as further punishment for his sins in this life, he’s going to have to play union.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Lomax will do fine at centre, fact is though wing is just a much more influential position in the game these days and he shone there last season with more opportunity.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Lomax will do fine at centre, fact is though wing is just a much more influential position in the game these days and he shone there last season with more opportunity.

There’s a difference between “fine” and “marquee” LS.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Agree with MJC. He might have a centre number on his jersey, but I'm looking forward to some potential swapping in various attacking plays during a game, that will keep us (and the opposition) guessing.

That's the beauty of having fresh coaching staff and likely some added freedoms in the attacking playbook.

Under the last coach we had Will Hopoate attacking at centre and defending on the wing. It’s not 5D chess. If you can think of it, even the baldest coach has already considered it.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

His contract reportedly said centre or bust.

If he gets within a metre of the touch line, he’s liable to pull up.

No high SGI officials turned up to his 100th game. He said he loved everyone.

I think the gear steward boycotted it.

Plus he wanted to go down on Hunt during his hysterics against SGI.

You’ve got yourself a conceited self loathing scrounger I’m afraid.

A locker licker!

 

[the phantom menace]

Under the last coach we had Will Hopoate attacking at centre and defending on the wing.

Who? Is that the f**ker that took us to court during the time of the previous coach and got a settlement for something or other....

#resources

 

[This Year?]

I was mind melding with @This Year? and he thought if you believe in karma then Lomax is going to come back as a winger.

And as further punishment for his sins in this life, he’s going to have to play union.

I can totally picture Zac making a weird face while he's getting lifted up to recieve a lineout from Mark Nahwakkanitawaresay!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

….

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I can totally picture Zac making a weird face while he's getting lifted up to recieve a lineout from Mark Nahwakkanitawaresay!
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A scanlens footy card special.

I head that Brad Arthur offered Zac a large mushroom with his stew the night he went over for dinner.

Zac was more interested in Brads fake kick boxing trophies from the 1990s, strategically placed, next to the Lego sets with tiny plastic players training.