Zelda is back in 2010

[Kilkenny]

Kilkenny.... I happened to also make afew phone calls around the place when I came accross a group called Compassion Coach. I would seriously reccomend it after witnessing on numerous occasions at a particular match where you would lash out at Referees, Players and Coaches. Compassion Coach helps you deal with serious Anger Management issues. Instead of resolving the situation by walking off without a goodbye and sipping down your red wine, I reccomend you deal with the problem.
Keep your head held high and pull through this serious mental deficiency.

Panther Boy I take on board your constructive criticism.

However, you seriously need to speak to your year advisor at St Doms and get help for your serious spelling issues?

Your father, Fibroman, may not recognise the obvious but seriously for your long term future you need to seek help? Do you really want a career as a greenkeeper? You can do better? Storeman at Coles or Woolies the world is your oyster?

 

[Kilkenny]

Kilkenny.... I happened to also make afew phone calls around the place when I came accross a group called Compassion Coach. I would seriously reccomend it after witnessing on numerous occasions at a particular match where you would lash out at Referees, Players and Coaches. Compassion Coach helps you deal with serious Anger Management issues. Instead of resolving the situation by walking off without a goodbye and sipping down your red wine, I reccomend you deal with the problem.
Keep your head held high and pull through this serious mental deficiency.

Hey big fella, I may get disappointed during a poor home performance at CUA but I am not one to call from the stands for the coaches head?

I am like the Panthers Board, 100% behind ME and his coaching staff?

Before a ball is kicked in 2010 I'd give ME a 5 year contract extension without hesitation. Surely the premiership winning coach in 2010 deserves no less.

 

[Kilkenny]

Update on those of you who have been visiting Zelda in Queen Street, St Marys in recent weeks probably best if you lay off for a couple of weeks so as not to infringe on her bail conditions. She really has appreciated your support and the accompanying dollars but there has been a slight misunderstanding on the part of local law enforcement which she now needs to sort out. Please do not worry about her little black book she assures me your secrets are safe. No one, including any of you who happen to have wifes will ever know? Trust me, for the first time her lips are sealed.

 

[Kilkenny]

Mrs Kilkenny and I leave for Bali on Sudnay and have been a bit worried about all these travel advisory warnings from our wonderful federal government.

Thought I give Zelda a quick call and she reassured me we have nothing to worry about other than Bali belly, dodgy massages, pretending I am a well known Aussie Cricketer on route to the IPL and singing 'hey baby' at westernised karoke bars in Kuta. I had been practising my rendition of 'hey baby' but sadly that is now going to have to go by the wayside. Have also unpacked by Aussie one day cricket shirt and replaced it with a more sedate bonds singlet. I figure I probably can't control the bali belly and the massages dodgy or otherwise are an absolute must to release tension and stress about the chances of the Panthers in 2010. Mrs Kilkenny and I will be back in time for Round 1 against the Raiders and look forward to it immensely.

 

[Kilkenny]

Zelda forewarned me about the shopping prior to our Bail trip.

Purchased XXX size bintang t shirts which have only just gone thru the wash for the first time and they are now boob toobs. She was right yet again.

Invested heavily in the 10000 rupiah DVD's (not all porn) and again she was right. Let's just say the t-shirts were greater value at least you got to use those once.

Common sense prevailed and we chose not to invest in the time share apartments owned by American interests. The underground parking really put me off those. They had security 'boom' gates but the word 'boom' and Bali don't engender confidence in property investment.

Anyway getting to the point, I had to visit Zelda after the loss to Souths and the news Petero is out indefinitely. I needed her calming influence and reassurance we would not self destruct as we did in 2008 and 2009.

I'll just leave it there.....

 

[Fibroman]

Zelda forewarned me about the shopping prior to our Bail trip.

Purchased XXX size bintang t shirts which have only just gone thru the wash for the first time and they are now boob toobs. She was right yet again.

Invested heavily in the 10000 rupiah DVD's (not all porn) and again she was right. Let's just say the t-shirts were greater value at least you got to use those once.

Common sense prevailed and we chose not to invest in the time share apartments owned by American interests. The underground parking really put me off those. They had security 'boom' gates but the word 'boom' and Bali don't engender confidence in property investment.

Anyway getting to the point, I had to visit Zelda after the loss to Souths and the news Petero is out indefinitely. I needed her calming influence and reassurance we would not self destruct as we did in 2008 and 2009.

I'll just leave it there.....

Can I have the t-shirts? I like boob tubes for my man boobs.

 

[Kilkenny]

Can I have the t-shirts? I like boob tubes for my man boobs.

Go to Bali and buy your own 10000 rupiah t shirts and stop sponging.

Phuket may be more your style. Nothing to do with the t-shirts thou.

I'm a bit depressed at the moment. Zelda reckons the Knights are specials. She told me today the Knights into Sam Stosur into Geoff Ogilvy is paying $25-00 and is money for jam.

Put a lazy $100 on her all up and you can pay for the Phuket trip you have been wet dreaming of.

 

[Fibroman]

Go to Bali and buy your own 10000 rupiah t shirts and stop sponging.

Phuket may be more your style. Nothing to do with the t-shirts thou.

I'm a bit depressed at the moment. Zelda reckons the Knights are specials. She told me today the Knights into Sam Stosur into Geoff Ogilvy is paying $25-00 and is money for jam.

Put a lazy $100 on her all up and you can pay for the Phuket trip you have been wet dreaming of.

I got the low down on Phuket from a grand final winning try scoring hooker from the mid 80's, and let me tell you, if he's telling the truth, and I can get my hands on some little blue pills then I will certainly enjoy my trip.

 

[Kilkenny]

I got the low down on Phuket from a grand final winning try scoring hooker from the mid 80's, and let me tell you, if he's telling the truth, and I can get my hands on some little blue pills then I will certainly enjoy my trip.

I know whom you refer and he is enjoying life on the mid north coast. Good luck to him.

The only 'pills' you will need are the variety which ensure your manhood works to the best of his ability.

I don't know whether they are blue in colour but as long as they ensure you remain 'hard' for longer than usual then you are on the right track.

 

[Kilkenny]

The boys have been travelling so well I haven't need to visit Zelda to find out the results of future games.

However, with the news Fibroman is off to the Northern Territory with an Aboriginal Elder friend of his and with a 'death wish' to boot it was appropriate time to visit Zelda to see how things would pan out.

Much to my relief she reassured me Fibroman will survive his swimming excursions in the never never. She did however see something in her crystal ball about a 'death adder'. Do they even have those snakes in Arnhem Land?

As for the Panthers, same old same old. More tries from kicks. More victories. Getting mundane really.

 

[Fibroman]

I have the koori gods on my side. I will be getting in touch with my spiritual side. Photos to come....

 

[Kilkenny]

Visited Zelda this morning as the suspense is killing me.

I can confirm we will make the top eight which considering we are currently on 28 points with a superior for and against was a given.

Zelda told me we will win 3 from our last 5 and finish on 34 points in third position.

I am aware of what will happen once the finals series begins but that is for me too know and you guys to find out.

All I will say is don't prepay Grand Final tickets?

 

[Caged Panther]

too late I already have. Not that I mind depending on who was in the GF I'd still consider going and if I don't like the teams I'll just sell the tickets.

 

[Kilkenny]

Cost me a hundred bucks to hear Zelda maintain we will win 3 of our remaining games? She better be right otherwise not only will she be down a valued customer but she can expect her business premises to be the subject of a drive by egging attack.

 

[Kilkenny]

Cost me a hundred bucks to hear Zelda maintain we will win 3 of our remaining games? She better be right otherwise not only will she be down a valued customer but she can expect her business premises to be the subject of a drive by egging attack.

Had a lazy hundred all up on Zelda's predictions we would win our last three season proper games and while we were favourite in all three it was still a tidy collect.

Paid Zelda a visit today and much to my disappointment her crystal ball is predicting a Raiders victory. Not only a victory but a fairly comprehensive victory at that. According to Zelda the 13 plus on the Raiders is the way to go?

There you have it. Read into that what you will.

 

[Doomednow]

I hope she's wrong because a) I obviously want to win; and b) I hate "psychics" feeling validated.

 

[Kilkenny]

I hope she's wrong because a) I obviously want to win; and b) I hate "psychics" feeling validated.

Zelda has been proven wrong. She told me Robert Allenby would win a major this year and while he went close in the fifth major he didn't win one so I did me doe although to her credit she predicted young Jason Day for top ten finishes in the Fedex Cup so I have recouped there.

She also predicted Fibroman would drive me nuts during the entire season and that prediction was 100% accurate. I couldn't get a bet on anywhere on that prediction but had a market been framed it would have been paying a $1.01 so no big loss.

 

[Fibroman]

Zelda has been proven wrong. She told me Robert Allenby would win a major this year and while he went close in the fifth major he didn't win one so I did me doe although to her credit she predicted young Jason Day for top ten finishes in the Fedex Cup so I have recouped there.

She also predicted Fibroman would drive me nuts during the entire season and that prediction was 100% accurate. I couldn't get a bet on anywhere on that prediction but had a market been framed it would have been paying a $1.01 so no big loss.

Oh.....you're about as funny as a fart in an elevator, or........ busting for a piss stop on the supporters bus

 

[Kilkenny]

Zelda has a strike rate of 90% in 2010.

Well Kilkenny slipped away from work this afternoon to see Zelda and get confirmation our season will be over by 9.15pm on Saturday night.

For what it's worth Zelda is predicting a Panthers victory. 1-13 but a win none the less and there will be plenty of drama and controversy as well.

 

[soc123_au]

Zelda has a strike rate of 90% in 2010.

Well Kilkenny slipped away from work this afternoon to see Zelda and get confirmation our season will be over by 9.15pm on Saturday night.

For what it's worth Zelda is predicting a Panthers victory. 1-13 but a win none the less and there will be plenty of drama and controversy as well.

Go Zelda, 1 to 13 will be fine thankyou. Do we get raped by the Tits next week?