5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[Timbo]

No way. He is the captain ffs. He needs to play, or lose the respect of his dressing room.

If he was an Aussie, I would expect him to play.

Yeah, death should definitely be the priority. I imagine he's clawing the drip out of his arm screaming 'WHAT IF JAMES VINCE DOESNT LIKE ME ANYMORE'.

Ffs, some people.

 

[Pommy]

No way. He is the captain ffs. He needs to play, or lose the respect of his dressing room.

If he was an Aussie, I would expect him to play.

Are you for real?

 

[Eelectrica]

Only way he plays is with medical clearance. Doctors would have to factor on ground temperatures and how long he'd have to be out there for.

Ali and the rest of the tail haven't shown any indication they'd be capable of lasting near long enough for that to happen.

 

[mave]

Yeah, death should definitely be the priority. I imagine he's clawing the drip out of his arm screaming 'WHAT IF JAMES VINCE DOESNT LIKE ME ANYMORE'.

Ffs, some people.

He is out of hospital, on is way to the ground, according the ch9.
Why wouldn't he play ?
It isn't like he needs to tear the drip out of his arm

 

[mave]

Agree. Should bat until he dies.

Impressing Cricketers is much more important than the rest of your life.

Harsh, but also an option.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

In Chaps day they just sank shedloads of piss and never got dehydrated.

Joe Root is one helluva soft cock.

 

[Bazal]

No way. He is the captain ffs. He needs to play, or lose the respect of his dressing room.

If he was an Aussie, I would expect him to play.

Righto AB...

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Josh Hazelbum

 

[Wizardman]

Warne would not approve of Root not playing.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Joe Root should sue Cricket Australia,they shoulda had a drinks break every 5 mins yesterday in that heat

 

[_snafu_]

GOAT strikes again.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

In Chaps day, he'd have worn a sleeveless sweater on a day like yesterday.

Two if he wanted to show people who was boss.

Cable knit is a helluva thread.

 

[Bazal]

Moeen Ali is worse than Daryl Cullinan....I can understand being Warnie's bunny, but imagine being Nathan Lyon's bunny...

 

[Hutty1986]

Gutsy from the March 2002 Sportsgirl employee of the month

 

[mave]

Someone must of ripped the drip out of Root's arm.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ali ends a glorious ashes series in style.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I can't believe Root was dehydrated.

WTF was his wet nurse doing all day?

 

[Pommy]

Someone must of ripped the drip out of Root's arm.

He was shit scared nobody would be his friend.

 

[Sphagnum]

Great series from Ali

 

[mave]

He was shit scared nobody would be his friend.

Captains don't need to be everybody's friend.
They need to have their respect though.