Rd5 2024: 615pm Eels v Raiders GAME DAY THREAD @ GIO Stadium April 7th

[Pazza]

I stopped watching but has hands or kelma seen the field yet? Or has supercoach decided to give us a handicap

 

[the phantom menace]

Some guys just don't have a natural motor. Probably most of us. That's why first graders are rare.

They're not rare though... simply by definition there are 306 picked each and every week of the season.

 

[JokerEel]

Is Kelma injured??? I haven't seen him

 

[Wally21]

I wouldn’t follow. He is the worlds biggest cat

He might be a cat but HE IS A WINNER. We haven’t had winners in blue and gold since I was hoping to feel a titty behind the toilet block at school.

 

[Happy MEel]

f**k. Sivo doesn’t deserve two tries tonight.

 

[Noise]

I really don’t want Barrett as head coach even in an interim capacity but if it means BA is gone then I’d happily lay down the red carpet.

I’d let the useless merkin Murphy take over if it meant dumb merkin BA is gone.

 

[Jake the snake]

Sivo celebrates that try. Put your fingers down you lazy prick

 

[eel01s]

Season over for mine. No attack, crap defence, too slow, no depth.

We should lock in a new coach asap (preferably Bennett), start looking at some player swaps (Paulo, Matto, Lane, Sivo, Offa) and get some quality backs and a hooker.

We cannot keep going like this.

 

[Delboy]

What is a punish, is that we are terrible and Blocker has decided he wants to commentate more.

 

[Happy MEel]

He might be a cat but HE IS A WINNER. We haven’t had winners in blue and gold since I was hoping to feel a titty behind the toilet block at school.

Agreed. I’d even take Cam f**king Smith as his assistant if it meant we were a better coached side challenging for a comp each year.

 

[pazzaeel]

I turned it off when the goal line drop didn’t get changed. Not worth watching.

 

[yy_cheng]

I stopped watching but has hands or kelma seen the field yet? Or has supercoach decided to give us a handicap

Hands wasn't allowed on the bus

 

[Avenger]

f**k off Sivo you f**king Fijian Beanbag.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Looking forward to the presser. The boys never gave up and we won the last 8 minutes.

 

[lingard]

The same Cartwright that couldn’t get a game ahead of Jakey?? That Cartwright??

Yes. The same Cartwright who has improved probably more than any player I've ever seen (and says he owes it all to the coaching of Brad Arthur). I'd like to see a new coach, too, mate. But credit where it's due.

 

[JokerEel]

What is a punish, is that we are terrible and Blocker has decided he wants to commentate more.

Matt Thompson is the best game caller isn't a punish doesn't show bias or question stupid calls .

 

[DaveMc]

I don’t know how this will go over, but I have to admit that I don’t rate Hopgood very highly. He’s got a lot of ticker and he tries hard, but he’s not that skilled. He’s the least of our troubles, of course, but he gets very sloppy, very quickly. That pass is a good example.

 

[Gronk]

What's wrong with him?

He played busted for 60% of the match last week. I’m sure if we had a winger in reggies he wouldn’t be playing. But we have a Ron Massey and a part timer on the wings.

 

[Happy MEel]

Hopgood’s had a dig.

 

[JokerEel]

Lussick great pass to Kelmas knees