10 comebacks for telemarketers!

[PARRA_FAN]

A friend of my brothers had a sure fire way for getting rid of Jehovas Witnesses.
They came to his door one day, and the reply was "Hang on a sec, I know someone here who might be interested".
He returned to the front door with Monty. Monty is a bloody huge GREAT DANE. This thing was humongous.
The Jehova's Witnesses said "Okay were leaving" and they ran for the hills.

What Ive done before is that if I see them at the door from the inside I grab my car keys, my bag and my jacket. And as soon as I get the door, I say "Im gonna be late for my meeting, can we discuss this another time"

It worked cause I havent had once since.