A high school teacher starts a new job at a school in Bankstown and,
> trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her
> class that she is a Bulldogs fan. She asks her students to raise their
> hands if they are Bulldogs fans. Everyone in the class raises their
> hand except one little girl.
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
> didn't you raise your hand?"
>
> "Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied.
>
>
>
> The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bulldogs
> fan, then who are you a fan of?"
>
> "I'm a Raiders fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Raiders
> fan?"
>
> "Because my mum and dad are from Canberra, and my mum is a Raiders fan
> and my dad is a Raiders fan, so I'm a Raiders fan too!"
>
> "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
> reason for you to be a Raiders fan. You don't have to be just like
> your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your
> dad was a drug addict and your brother was car thief, what would you
> be then?"
>
> "Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."
> trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her
> class that she is a Bulldogs fan. She asks her students to raise their
> hands if they are Bulldogs fans. Everyone in the class raises their
> hand except one little girl.
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
> didn't you raise your hand?"
>
> "Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied.
>
>
>
> The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bulldogs
> fan, then who are you a fan of?"
>
> "I'm a Raiders fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Raiders
> fan?"
>
> "Because my mum and dad are from Canberra, and my mum is a Raiders fan
> and my dad is a Raiders fan, so I'm a Raiders fan too!"
>
> "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
> reason for you to be a Raiders fan. You don't have to be just like
> your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your
> dad was a drug addict and your brother was car thief, what would you
> be then?"
>
> "Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."
