Hoggmaster
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Action Hero Mafia
The action heroes sat in the bar. Rejuvenated by a recent box office revival, they were feeling like they were in their 30's again.
'Look at my rippling biceps' said the thick Austrian accented former Mr. Universe. 'And my ass hasnt been this firm in decades. I feel so alive.'
The heavily built Italian Stallion sitting next to him agreed.
'Yo ermm mmmumble merble werble berrr.... Adrian.'
'You have such a way with words Sylvester. So which washed up old hack have you got lined to star in the Expendables 4?'
With that Samuel L. 'Mother F###ing' Jackson walked in the bar.
'Him?' queried Scwarzenegger. 'But he's still semi-relevant!'
'Ermma slurma blurma werble slerble.' Came the response from Stallone.
'Ahh now I understand. You are a genius Sylvester.'
'Merble.'
Whilst the action heroes were patting each other on the back and wondering how many more steriods their, now raisin sized, tesicles could take. A short man walked through the door.
The action heroes looked at the man and started to crack up laughing. 'Look at his scrawny arms!' Came a cry.
'Last time I say legs like those, they were hanging out of a nest.' Another voiced called.
The man ignored the jibes, walked up to Jackson and shot him in his Mother F###ing head.
Hoggmaster is dead. He was Samuel L. Jackson. Action Hero aligned Potty Mouth
'Look at my rippling biceps' said the thick Austrian accented former Mr. Universe. 'And my ass hasnt been this firm in decades. I feel so alive.'
The heavily built Italian Stallion sitting next to him agreed.
'Yo ermm mmmumble merble werble berrr.... Adrian.'
'You have such a way with words Sylvester. So which washed up old hack have you got lined to star in the Expendables 4?'
With that Samuel L. 'Mother F###ing' Jackson walked in the bar.
'Him?' queried Scwarzenegger. 'But he's still semi-relevant!'
'Ermma slurma blurma werble slerble.' Came the response from Stallone.
'Ahh now I understand. You are a genius Sylvester.'
'Merble.'
Whilst the action heroes were patting each other on the back and wondering how many more steriods their, now raisin sized, tesicles could take. A short man walked through the door.
The action heroes looked at the man and started to crack up laughing. 'Look at his scrawny arms!' Came a cry.
'Last time I say legs like those, they were hanging out of a nest.' Another voiced called.
The man ignored the jibes, walked up to Jackson and shot him in his Mother F###ing head.
Hoggmaster is dead. He was Samuel L. Jackson. Action Hero aligned Potty Mouth
Before the action heroes could respond, explosions started going off everywhere. These Hollywood dinosaurs were marked for extinction.
Rules
1. No role-claiming.
2. No corpse posting.
3. No discussing the game outside of this thread unless you're in a faction.
4. No pasting PMs received from myself.
5. No post editing.
The living
3. Ozzy is alive. He is Dolph Lundgren, ??? aligned Universal Soldier
2. Micky J is alive. He is Jason Statham, Action Heroes aligned pommie
13. Dutchy Pride
19. Rebel is not dead. He is Rob Schneider, Council of United Nauseatingly Terrible Sidekicks aligned Waste of Blood and Organs
22. BunniesMan is alive. He is Clint Eastwood, Action Heroes aligned Man with no name
The dead
1. Misanthrope is dead. He was Bruce Willis, Action Heroes aligned Unbreakable Movie Star
4. SGLC is dead. He was Sylvester Stallone, Action Heroes aligned Italian Stallion.
5. Parra Pride is dead. He was Sigourney Weaver, Action Heroes aligned Mother of Aliens
6. Bazal is dead. He was Ke Huy Quan. Council of United Nauseatingly Terrible Sidekicks aligned Short Round
7. Drew-Sta is dead. He was Arnold Schwarzenegger, Action Heroes aligned Mr Universe
8. Drew_Star is dead. He was Steven Seagal. Action Heroes aligned man under siege
9. SeeJay is dead. He is Chris Tucker. Council of United Nauseatingly Terrible Sidekicks aligned Asshole
10. Soc is dead. He was Mel Gibson, Independent aligned terrible man
11. Pharaohmir is dead. He was Jean-Claude Van Damme. Action Heroes aligned Timecop
12. Frederick is dead. He was Wesley Snipes. Action Heroes aligned tax cheat
14. ButchMcDick is dead. He was Joe Pesci. Council of United Nauseatingly Terrible Sidekicks aligned funny guy
15. Bazzi is dead. He was Linda Hamilton, Action Hero aligned Terminator terminator
16. Shaun Hewitt is dead. He is Harrison Ford, Action Heroes aligned blade running space pirate
17. Whall is dead. He was Bruce Lee, Action Heroes aligned Dragon
18. JasonMaher is dead. He is Jackie Chan, Action Heroes aligned comedy martial artist
20. KTF is dead. He was The Rock, Action Heroes aligned most electrifying man in all of entertainment
21. Hoggmaster is dead. He was Samuel L. Jackson. Action Hero aligned Potty Mouth
Night 1 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10483968&postcount=78
Day 2 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10484904&postcount=114
Night 2 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10487161&postcount=162
Night 3 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10493576&postcount=224
Night 4 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10496586&postcount=314
Night 5 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10498877&postcount=415
Night 6p1 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10501312&postcount=477
Night 6p2 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10501326&postcount=480
Night 7 http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=10502888&postcount=572
It is now day. A no lynch is fine
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