Ask abbie ... ?

[Saint Jack]

FIRST LETTER:

Dear Abbie.

I have an argument with someone I know. I think that the TV "day" should start at 12 midnight and not at 6am (see TV Programs). You find Monday morning shows shown in the Sunday section. This can be confusing if you wear an analogue or digital watch.

She feels I'm wrong (and also tries to get the remote off me). I bet you'd agree with me.

Can you advise please ?

Clock Watcher
Canowindra

PS - I'd be generous with the winnings - ;-)

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Dear St Jack,

My advice is to stop being a tight arse and get Foxtel. This will remove the need for a TV program as Foxtel has an electronic programme built in. Best you get IQ. That way you can save all the programs you want to watch for later on. This can help avoid all sorts of fights over the TV as well.

Hope this helps

Abbie

 

[Thomas]

You should ask this guy. He knows things:

www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Lazlo-Panaflex/10150160177240175

 

[Timmah]

Dear Different Kind of Rabbit,

When do you get your pay cheque from Rupert for that little advertorial?

Regards,
Tim

 

[DragonPunk]

Dear Tim,

is it true you never eat the salads?

Regards Justin.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Dear Rupert,

Where the f**k is my pay cheque.

Love Dkor

 

[Didgi]

WTF is this nonsense.

Sounds French

 

[DB]

Dear Justin,

I believe he eats all the pies.

Sincerely DB

 

[Saint Jack]

WTF is this nonsense.
Sounds French

Dear Didgi,

French can be fun too ...

Sincerely

Abbie

 

[Timmah]

Dear everyone,

I ate two pies today.

Regards,
The fat guy in the corner.

 

[Twizzle]

for breakfast ?

 

[Didgi]

Dear Tim,

were they mannings pies?

Regards, Didgi

 

[adamkungl]

Dear Tim,

For breakfast today I ate a banana and two mars bars.

I'm not really sure why this is directed at you.

Your pal,
Adam

 

[Saint Jack]

Dear Abbie

All the pies were gone this morning when I got to the shop. What can Ido to make sure this doesn't happen again ... ?

Sincerely

Saucie Chick

 

[Martli]

Dear Adam

Up and Adem!

Yours Faithfully, Truthfully and Sincerely,
Martli

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Dear Abbie,

I think this thread may have a severe case of threadofftopicus. How do we get rid of this severe affliction? Is it caused by excessive meat pie consumption? Any assistance you can render would be greatfully ignored.

Salutations and commiserations

DKoR

 

[DB]

Dear DKOR

I believe the only way to recover from threadofftopicus is you to tap your heels together, and say 'there's no place like home' three times.

Regards Abbie

 

[Dutchy]

Dear DB.

Doesn't work.

X

 

[DB]

Dear X,

sh*t

DB

 

[Twizzle]

Dear sh*t

X

T