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Christmas Mafia
'Twas seven days 'til Christmas and all through the world
there were Indians and league players raping poor girls
There was hatred and war, ugliness and disease
Homos in alleys were down on their knees
Christmas had grown messy
A time of sadness, not cheer
And it was only getting worse
Now that evil drew near.
'Twas seven days 'til Christmas and all through the world
there were Indians and league players raping poor girls
There was hatred and war, ugliness and disease
Homos in alleys were down on their knees
Christmas had grown messy
A time of sadness, not cheer
And it was only getting worse
Now that evil drew near.
It was true that Christmas was a mess, and things were looking just a tad more grim when one of the most beloved Christmas characters turned up dead in a ditch with enough horse tranquilizer in his system to dose a Black Friday crowd.
Misanthrope is dead. He was Billy Mack, Christmas Aligned Fading Rock Star
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Players
1. Hoggmaster. Xanta Claus, Scum Aligned.
2. Dutchy. Mohammad Bin Laden, Scum Aligned.
9. Drew. Mum & Dad, Christmas Aligned.
15. Bazzi. Scott Calvin, Christmas Aligned.
16. Brother Grimm. Albert the Atheist, Scum Aligned.
Dead
3. Parra Pride. Clark Griswold, Christmas Aligned.
4. SeeJay. Ms. Claus, Christmas Aligned.
5. butchmcdick. Jack Skellington, Independently Aligned.
6. Scott Gourley's Lovechild. Saul Goldstein, Scum Aligned.
7. Shaun Hewitt. Buddy the Elf, Christmas Aligned.
8. Bazal. The Polar Express, Christmas Aligned.
10. DB. Frosty the Snowman, Christmas Aligned.
11. KTF. The Grinch, Christmas Aligned.
12. whall15. Kevin McAllister, Christmas Aligned.
13. soc123_au. Baby Jesus, Christmas Aligned.
14. Rebel. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Christmas Aligned.
17. roc107. Santa Claus, Christmas Aligned.
18. mickyj. Harmony Faith Lane, Christmas Aligned.
19. Misanthrope. Billy Mack, Christmas Aligned.
20. Gay Perry, Christmas Aligned.
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It is now day
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