Comments - Warriors vs Storm

[NZ Warrior]

Glad I could bring some light to you guys' day.

Prepare for more childish poems in the coming weeks for each round.

 

[-Dr.J-]

That rhyme qualifies as class?

Cmon, we're not doing much for the league fan stereotype here

 

[NZ Warrior]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
You don't appreciate my rhymes,
f**k YOU!!!

 

[Skinner]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
You don't appreciate my rhymes,
f**k YOU!!!

Eat your heart out Sam Hunt

 

[ozbash]

more in the Pam Ayres mould i think, but the talent is obvious.

we should have a comp ? :lol:

 

[MKEB...]

How about this one for size...


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I support the Warriors,
The rest of ya's can go get f***ed.

 

[Skinner]

How about this one for size...


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I support the Warriors,
The rest of ya's can go get f***ed.

Ohhhh no.......way too edgy

 

[ozbash]

dunno, he is showing glimpses of otherwise hidden talent, i,d give it a 6/10..

 

[NZ Warrior]

How about this one for size...


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I support the Warriors,
The rest of ya's can go get f***ed.

I loved all of the poem. It started off with the facts, he then identified himself to select group. Then to finish it all off, he was all-encompassing to the rest of the readers and gave them a message to go away and really think about.

 

[MKEB...]

Thanks gents, you wouldn't believe that I failed School Cert English would you.

 

[ozbash]

yea, i would.:lol:

there was once a mad kiwi elloco
at night he loved a cup of cocoa
but once, when his wife
thought she would cause him some strife
swapped elloco's cocoa for soup made of choko


i didnt even sit SC

 

[Skinner]

There is more talent in the forum than there is in the team :shock:

 

[MKEB...]

yea, i would.:lol:

there was once a mad kiwi elloco
at night he loved a cup of cocoa
but once, when his wife
thought she would cause him some strife
swapped elloco's cocoa for soup made of choko


i didnt even sit SC

So much for the Iambic pentameter, Ozbash.:lol: awesome

pulling bovine titties for cash
stood cow-cocky kiwi osbash
then for something to do
he logged on L U
enraged his flash keyboard went smash

maybe if I sat it again

 

[Skinner]

So much for the Iambic pentameter, Ozbash.:lol: awesome

pulling bovine titties for cash
stood cow-cocky kiwi osbash
then for something to do
he logged on L U
enraged his flash keyboard went smash

maybe if I sat it again

Classic :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mr Angry]

There once was a poster named Ozbash
A kiwi farmer who milked cows for cash
He hated everything OZ
Jealously being the cause
As Australia always gives NZ a trash

There once was a poster named Wittyfan
he did not like girls and prefered a man
He is though a shark
And loves Piers the nark
From one dud to another cause he can

 

[MKEB...]

Mr Angry supports all things shark
His team gets bashed around the park
the annoyance we felt
as our demeanours melt
realise this poor shark's in the dark

 

[wittyfan]

Good to hear that Witty's hooking last week wasn't because he wasn't playing well:

After an indifferent start against the Storm last week, Cleary quickly made several key positional changes to his side, including the pulling of new five-eighth Michael Witt from the field.

However, when quizzed about whether the change was due to the former Sea Eagles playmaker's form, Cleary said the media had misinterpreted the situation.

"Everyone seems to have got mixed up there," he said.

"All we did was put Epalahame Lauaki on because we were looking for a bit more grunt in the forwards, which meant Simon [Mannering] went out the back and either Lance [Hohaia] or [Michael] Witty came off.

"It just happened to be Witty on the day."

Source: http://www.sportal.co.nz/league.asp?i=news&id=96749

I'm still waiting for Des Hasler to explain why he dropped Witty.....

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Good to hear that Witty's hooking last week wasn't because he wasn't playing well:

After an indifferent start against the Storm last week, Cleary quickly made several key positional changes to his side, including the pulling of new five-eighth Michael Witt from the field.

However, when quizzed about whether the change was due to the former Sea Eagles playmaker's form, Cleary said the media had misinterpreted the situation.

"Everyone seems to have got mixed up there," he said.

"All we did was put Epalahame Lauaki on because we were looking for a bit more grunt in the forwards, which meant Simon [Mannering] went out the back and either Lance [Hohaia] or [Michael] Witty came off.

"It just happened to be Witty on the day."

Source: http://www.sportal.co.nz/league.asp?i=news&id=96749

I'm still waiting for Des Hasler to explain why he dropped Witty.....

That's a positive for Witty , well I don't think Des will say anything coz he had no reasons to in the first place, and what's more. He'll get proven wrong this weekend. haha

 

[wittyfan]

Yep, justice will be served this weekend!

 

[Skinner]

Good to hear that Witty's hooking last week wasn't because he wasn't playing well:

After an indifferent start against the Storm last week, Cleary quickly made several key positional changes to his side, including the pulling of new five-eighth Michael Witt from the field.

However, when quizzed about whether the change was due to the former Sea Eagles playmaker's form, Cleary said the media had misinterpreted the situation.

"Everyone seems to have got mixed up there," he said.

"All we did was put Epalahame Lauaki on because we were looking for a bit more grunt in the forwards, which meant Simon [Mannering] went out the back and either Lance [Hohaia] or [Michael] Witty came off.

"It just happened to be Witty on the day."

Source: http://www.sportal.co.nz/league.asp?i=news&id=96749

I'm still waiting for Des Hasler to explain why he dropped Witty.....

And if you believe that - the Easter Bunny will be calling at your house early
Sunday morning :sarcasm: :sarcasm: