Just finished watching last nights episode from the US.
Sasha Grey makes a guest appearance. NICE.
Mrs Ari Gold still looking damn good too.
Some of my favourite Ari Gold Quotes:
1) Lloyd: Whats wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you cant see whats right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is f**ked and Im f**ked. Which means were all f**ked. And were f**ked in the way you like to get f**ked not f**ked in the way normal people like to get f**ked.
2) Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chases brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I dont care if its a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grand for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.
3) Mrs. Ari (doesnt want Ari to pick up his phone during couples therapy): I ask for one hour of a day for his undevided attention, and I cant even have that.
Ari: You could have it if you want to live in Agoura f**king Hills, and go to group therapy. But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership, and you want 9 weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, than Im gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherf**king wednesday.
4) (Ari interrogates the twins on what happened)
Jim: He f**ked my wife, Ari.
Ari: He did not. You did? You f**ked his wife? As you?
Jeff: What?
Ari: Did you pretend to be him or did she actually f**k, thinking you were you? (
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Im just
Im trying to figure out why she did that. I mean, If I was to cheat on my wife it would be with like a busty blonde or an Asian with porny nipples. But an exact f**king replica?
And the best!
5) Ari: f**k the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittie f**k, DONT ANSWER!