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[Lambretta]

Don't believe you raw dogged a solid 8. Need pics for proof. 8s don't have aids bro, you should be good if telling the truth.

It all depends on your own personal scale

Judging by some of the scrags I f**ked when I was younger, Space Monkey, with a c**k dripping acid cottage cheese would be at least a 6

Amanda Vanstone would be a 6.5

So it's possible she'd be a 15 out of 10 on my scale and you still wouldn't use her tongue to clean your arse

 

[The Charlatan]

It all depends on your own personal scale

Judging by some of the scrags I f**ked when I was younger, Space Monkey, with a c**k dripping acid cottage cheese would be at least a 6

Amanda Vanstone would be a 6.5

So it's possible she'd be a 15 out of 10 on my scale and you still wouldn't use her tongue to clean your arse

:lol:

 

[kia ora storm]

Best thread on this forum ever. I seriously don't hope you have it but it's still a funny/weird thing to post on an online public forum.

You spelled it wrong...it's pubic not public.

 

[kia ora storm]

I see my sex life as a game of golf.

Lower the number per hole, the better I'm doing.

I assume you are using your wood to get out of the rough ?...

 

[carcharias]

How did I miss this.

FTR. I once banged a girl at work.
I didn't get all sad though.

I went back for 2nds 3rds 4ths and 5ths

She was a good sport.


I have a week to live.

 

[FundyDragon]

Agree, why stop at one, head back for more. Bazzi milk it for all you can mate.

 

[madunit]

perhaps bang her again and see if it gets better or worse

 

[madunit]

It was weird as f**k, we'd talk all the time before but now it feels much more forced.

Ah well, 'twas worth it.

You gotta break the ice.

Just go up to her and make her feel comfortable and say "You have a lovely vagina"

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

swollen lymphs can also be a symptom of lymphoma. (go figure)

 

[grouch]

http://youtu.be/MKTh7zBIcrM?t=2m44s

 

[Gas Panic!]

You're f**ked either way, she won't speak to you like she did before, only one solution. Go back again.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Is this merkin dead yet?

 

[dubo]

You're f**ked either way, she won't speak to you like she did before, only one solution. Go back again.

hahaha, that's what Iv'e been trying to tell him