how badly will the nrl screw us over with the new draw?

[Gary Gutful]

F**k you merkins. I was the one who predicted all that stuff about Pizza Parlours and the Clintons. A bit of respect wouldn't hurt.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I remember it well. How did that turn out?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I remember it well. How did that turn out?

The crust was a bit soggy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The crust was a bit soggy.

Lucky no one goes there for the pizza.

 

[strider]

Lucky no one goes there for the pizza.

He wasnt talking about "pizza"

 

[Gary Gutful]

Have we got enough semen gags in us to last the off season? Still a long way to go...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He wasnt talking about "pizza"

Oh Garry...

 

[The Engineers Room]

What is with playing the same team close together? We get:

Panthers 1 & 5
Manly 2 & 7
Sharks 3 & 9
Tigers 4 & 8
Knights 13 & 18
Rabbitohs 15 & 20

And there are some teams that we only play once that we wait the whole season to play.

Whoever works out the draw doesn't realise how stuffed this is.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Have we got enough semen gags in us to last the off season? Still a long way to go...

We'll be fine as long as you don't blow a seal. Well, maybe not.

 

[Eelogical]

We'll be fine as long as you don't blow a seal. Well, maybe not.

 

[The Engineers Room]

From NRL.com

That being said, here's how each club's draws rank, toughest to easiest, based on premiership betting for the 2018 season.

1. Warriors (234 points)
2. Titans (226)
=3. Sharks (218)
=3. Bulldogs (218)
=3. Wests Tigers (218)
=6. Sea Eagles (216)
=6. Knights (216)
8. Cowboys (208)
9. Rabbitohs (207)
10. Broncos (205)
11. Dragons (202)
12. Eels (191)
13. Panthers (190)
14. Raiders (189)
15. Storm (180)
16. Roosters (170)

This is so inaccurate. Teams will go through patches in the season and it matters when you play them.

Let's hope the Tigers, Panthers, Sharks and Sea Eagles all get off to bad starts...

 

[hindy111]

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That's a good looking man.

 

[hindy111]

So we have a relatively easy draw?

Gonna have to find something else to complain about...

Taxes and shit coffee

 

[Incorrect]

Let's hope the Tigers, Panthers, Sharks and Sea Eagles all get off to bad starts...

Of course they'll get off to bad starts.... They have to play the Eels twice early in the season....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

TBF, who could resist those puppy dog eyes?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Irresistable

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Irresistable

Do all seals have such poor standard bearers? He's forgotten to to attach the flag!!

 

[The EELiminator]

No one gives a f**k about fairness ffs

especially not the nrl

 

[Gary Gutful]

especially not the nrl

 

[strider]

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Has this merkin left already? ... do we need a new picture?