Knights Jokes

[BUDERUS]

Michael Hagan takes the Knights out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

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Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a Knights shirt in bed?

Answer: You ain't gonna score.
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There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen from space with the naked eye from space. The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on its heels is...the gap in the Knights defence

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Question: What is the difference between the Newcastle Knights and an arsonist?

Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.

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Question: what has 26 legs yet can't climb a ladder

Answer: The newcastle knights

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Go the Knights :thumn lol.

 

[RABK]

:Lol:

Alot of these jokes will be gone come 5pm Sunday. :twisted:

 

[*melliez*]

:lol:

Way too funny!

 

[the_knights_rule]

:lol:

one many people said to me before we got the second bye was

whats the difference between a triangle and the knights?
a triangle has 3 pionts

at least we can laugh

 

[*melliez*]

that exactly right, at least we can laugh about how bad we are going.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

First one was gold.

 

[rock_on_knights]

haha yeah i agree, it was a classic.

 

[cram]

I heard one today which was an extension on the triangle. What do the Knights and a Square have in common? 4 points.....

 

[pennywisealfie]

hahahahhhaahahahaha best thread ever!

my first ever post in the knights section was a joke i heard about the knights and i got bashed hardcore.

 

[Nuke]

I'm not proud of it, but I must admit I had a laugh when I was told this joke last week:

A 13yr old boy in Adelaide went to court to get divorced from his parents. The judge asks him "Why are you standing in my court wanting a divorce from your parents?". The boy answers "Your Honour, both my parents are violent towards me. They physically abuse me frequently. I cannot stand it anymore. I fear for my life."

A few weeks later, the judge finds in favour of this kid and announces that he will now be living with his grandparents. The boy objects "Your Honour, please don't make me live with my grandparents. They're just as bad as my parents."

The judge has a think for a second, then asks the boy "Well, who would you like to live with then?" The boy replies "Sir, I'd like to go live with the Newcastle Knights - they don't seem to beat anyone!"

 

[Stranger]

That was first said years ago... i think the first time i heard it was on the dragons or wests.

 

[socksie]

wayyy funny but sadly, way true

i think my english speaking ability just left me

 

[northey]

one many people said to me before we got the second bye was

whats the difference between a triangle and the knights?
a triangle has 3 pionts

at least we can laugh

oh i kno i ot that one so many times!

 

[fatshark]

P W L P
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[Gene Krupa]

P W L P
Knights 11 0 11 0 4

Someone's come a trolling!

Too late choker, been done.

And you guys say I've only got one thing in my arsenal!

You haven't got ANYTHING in your trophey cabinet after 38 years!

Now that's funny!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RABK]

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[RABK]

*Looks at Cronulla's trophy cabinet*

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Pathetic....

 

[aqua_duck]

Imagine a cabinet maker looking for work around the Shire

 

[Saint 60]

Nice to c that you can still crack a nice smile Knights supporters --- honestly, hope you get a few wins then a few more soon

 

[Razor]

hahahaha