People who stand on the 'empty' side of escalators during rush hour, preventing commuters using the fast lane. Why do they never ask themselves why nobody else is stood on the right side??
The first person on the walking side of the escalator who, on finding themselves behind somebody who is not moving, doesn't ask them to move. If anything the logjam on said escalator is more their fault because they know the rules. And they are wusses because they say nothing.
Anybody who drives past a queue of traffic when they know their lane is going to merge in 50m. I've taken to being an equal w*nker on a particular road that does this near my home by deliberately driving in the middle lane and blocking them. Makes me feel equally self-righteous and w*nkerly at the same time.
Kids who cannot ride or do tricks on a skateboard but insist on doing so in the middle of town. Mate, we can all see you are currently sh*t. Go away to somewhere private and then come back when you can actually flip the thing and land on it.
Kids wearing t-shirts of bands that ceased to exist years before they were born.
Grossly fat people who eat tiny meals at lunchtime. Do you think we actually believe that you eat like that at home? Crack out the pies and be proud of being overweight or hit the gym.
AFL 'evangelicals'. What part of "I am not interested in your sport" does not compute?
Australian soccer (sic) fans. Band and wagon combining methinks. I'll let you into a secret. The A League sucks and the Asian Cup is full of the worst teams in world football. Except possibly England...
Charity workers on the streets. Not talking about the older ones who've been doing it for years, but the kids who block footpaths at just about every sodding intersection trying to get you to sign up for something or other.
RL fans generally. We whinge about our sport more than any other fans, and yet seem surprised that everybody else doesn't immediately recognise RL as the 'greatest game'.
Rather worryingly, there's far more where they came from. I am Victor Meldrew and I claim my $10.