Parramatta Eels Juniors

[JokerEel]

If you don’t like my shit replies, stop asking shit questions.

But I am bored ffs MAFs has finished!

 

[JokerEel]

The top 30 isn’t stopping him from becoming a ‘contracted CUP player’ ffs. It hasn’t stopped some of the nuffies named in reserve grade this week.

Maybe it is? Is there a limit on how many players they can sign or promote?

It's fine not like our coaching staff have got it wrong before

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe it is? Is there a limit on how many players they can sign or promote?

It's fine not like our coaching staff have got it wrong before

Getting it wrong means having a shit squad, not paying one nuffy slightly more than a slightly better nuffy.

 

[JokerEel]

Getting it wrong means having a shit squad, not paying one nuffy slightly more than a slightly better nuffy.

Or signing shit players

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Or signing shit players

Every club has shit players. Have a look through this list:

2024 NRL Signings Tracker: Eels sign Lomax on long-term deal

The Eels have signed Zac Lomax on a four-year deal starting in 2025.

www.nrl.com

 

[JokerEel]

Every club has shit players. Have a look through this list:

2024 NRL Signings Tracker: Eels sign Lomax on long-term deal

The Eels have signed Zac Lomax on a four-year deal starting in 2025.

www.nrl.com

Dont think this is really helping you...


Canberra?

 

[JokerEel]

Junior Reps Team Lists: Round 8

The Parramatta Eels' Team Lists for Round 8 of the Junior Reps season have been confirmed.

www.parraeels.com.au

Round 8 Juniors..

On the app Saturday from 9:45am

6:45am for those Merkins that decide to live on the other side of the country ..

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Dont think this is really helping you...


Canberra?

I guess you’ve never heard of Danny Levi. And who the f**k is Peter Hola?

 

[hindy111]

Did merkins not see him in the trial? He is too light for the wing.

He looked strong but against kids I guess. Fullback is probably the best spot for him.

 

[JokerEel]

I guess you’ve never heard of Danny Levi. And who the f**k is Peter Hola?

Ffs Danny Levi is shit but still shows their shit players are still up to playing first grade..

While ours are in RMC

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Ffs Danny Levi is shit but still shows their shit players are still up to playing first grade..

While ours are in RMC

They’re in RMC because we’re trying to push them out, not because they can’t handle reserve grade. They already proved their ability in reserve grade. It’s why we signed them ffs

 

[JokerEel]

They’re in RMC because we’re trying to push them out, not because they can’t handle reserve grade. They already proved their ability in reserve grade. It’s why we signed them ffs

So they are shit..

 

[JokerEel]

 

[Poupou Escobar]

So they are shit..

Every club has shit players ffs. Even Canberra. Clubs had shit players when there were only 16 squads to fill. It’s worse since last year.

I doubt we’re replacing these shit players with players who aren’t shit. They’ll just be younger and have more potential. As bad as you thought Momoisea was in first grade last year, there’s a decent chance Talagi goes no better this weekend. He might even get absolutely destroyed. And it’s possible (due to his high potential and resulting demand) that he is already on bigger money than Momoisea ever was.

 

[JokerEel]

Every club has shit players ffs. Even Canberra. Clubs had shit players when there were only 16 squads to fill. It’s worse since last year.

I doubt we’re replacing these shit players with players who aren’t shit. They’ll just be younger and have more potential. As bad as you thought Momoisea was in first grade last year, there’s a decent chance Talagi goes no better this weekend. He might even get absolutely destroyed. And it’s possible (due to his high potential and resulting demand) that he is already on bigger money than Momoisea ever was.

Imagine that instead of signing shit players that are destined to play RMC you use those spots for younger players with potential!

I don't care what's someone is on just stop signing shit players....

As much as you try to deny it we have made some f**king terrible decision in recruitment over the past few years Delly will tell you Jennings has been gone for over 4 season and we still haven't produced another centre apart from Penisini..

Only thing I am going to comment on Talagi is that he probably is a year early from playing first grade. He needed to follow Gutho around for a year and learnt what makes him such a fighter. I have watched Talagi in the first CUP game and wasn't impressed with his desperation in defence.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Imagine that instead of signing shit players that are destined to play RMC

Nobody's destined for anywhere. It's up to them. Momoisea was playing well in reserve grade (and getting NRL opportunities) and Moretti wasn't. One declined and the other improved. Destiny had nothing to do with it.

you use those spots for younger players with potential!

Young players with potential don't want to be on minimum salary, learning their trade in NSW Cup. They want to be playing first grade on big money. Look at Ethan Sanders.

I don't care what's someone is on just stop signing shit players....

Of course you don't care, you don't have to fit them under the cap.

As much as you try to deny it we have made some f**king terrible decision in recruitment over the past few years

Which decisions? You don't think we have a good squad? Most of you pissed your knickers over us missing the eight last year so you obviously think we have a strong top 17. That comes at the cost of less money to spend at the bottom of the top 30. The salary cap is a literal zero sum system.

Delly will tell you Jennings has been gone for over 4 season and we still haven't produced another centre apart from Penisini..

Penisini is a gun. Last year (aged 21) he was third among all centres for linebreaks and tackled at 86%

Only thing I am going to comment on Talagi is that he probably is a year early from playing first grade.

Well if you spend your backup money on "younger players with potential" you're going to be forced to play them too soon. It's how the market and the salary cap work.

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[hineyrulz]

Mummamoasia playing RMC for the Dogs, his attitude must still be shit. FFS!!

 

[JokerEel]

Nobody's destined for anywhere. It's up to them. Momoisea was playing well in reserve grade (and getting NRL opportunities) and Moretti wasn't. One declined and the other improved. Destiny had nothing to do with it.

Young players with potential don't want to be on minimum salary, learning their trade in NSW Cup. They want to be playing first grade on big money. Look at Ethan Sanders.

Of course you don't care, you don't have to fit them under the cap.

Which decisions? You don't think we have a good squad? Most of you pissed your knickers over us missing the eight last year so you obviously think we have a strong top 17. That comes at the cost of less money to spend at the bottom of the top 30. The salary cap is a literal zero sum system.

Penisini is a gun. Last year (aged 21) he was third among all centres for linebreaks and tackled at 86%

Well if you spend your backup money on "younger players with potential" you're going to be forced to play them too soon. It's how the market and the salary cap work.

A lot of loser talk in this post I am afraid.

Panthers Juniors signed up for years playing in CUP.
Raiders Juniors in CUP
Roosters Juniors in CUP

We somehow need to sign RMC players to play in our CUP side


Lots and lots of loser talk in your post Pou Pou.

 

[JokerEel]

Mummamoasia playing RMC for the Dogs, his attitude must still be shit. FFS!!

Dogs need shit players to play backup for Thier shit players..